Ms. Fitztoys.

Dog haste, candy wrap, we're screaming, baby,

Steezy, sweet, 50-as-and-hop, we're curdled in his teeth.

There's still a bond that we won't see, but dog loves movies.

Hey everybody, you don't have to respond necessarily.

Where did my notes go?

That's always a tragic start to the show and I can't find my notes.

It's such a big, exciting bag of stuff for some lucky audience member tonight.

Yeah, I mean, it's not all good stuff, some of it's crap, but put it in a giant bag.

My name is Doug and I love movies.

This is Doug loves movies coming to you from in front of a live audience.

Why did I write it that way?

Coming to you in front of from a live, it's a taping.

We're doing a taping at the UCB Theater in Los Angeles.

It's March 22nd, 2 Oceans 11.

I won't be here next week because part two of my South by Southwest podcasts will be

plopping next week on April 1st.

We had some sound issues with the first part of the, are you really helping me with my jacket?

That's creeping me up.

Oh my God, I usually have hands on me during this part of the show, but I appreciate it.

I really, really moved it along if I decide to take off my hoodie, I'm going to look right

at you first.

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