Nick Hancock's Football Nightmares

Quickly Kevin; will he score? The 90s Football Show

This Is A Real Test Ltd

Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.8 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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QKWHS: Nick Hancock's Football Nightmares In this episode we watch and dissect one of the great cultural artefacts of the 90's - the VHS compilation video. In this case one of the two titans of the genre (alongside Danny Baker's Own Goals and Gaffs) we watch and review 'Nick Hancock's Football Nightmares'. Many of you will already be familiar with the VHS in question. If you aren't the whole thing is available on YouTube. We thoroughly enjoyed it! Thanks, Chris, Josh, and Michael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What if your bank did more than just bank?
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0:10.7	Premier travel benefits, you're covered.
0:12.8	And Premier International Banking, see, we, yo, yeah.
0:16.9	In fact, everything's premier when your bank account is.
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0:24.4	Apply with £100,000 annual income or £100,000 savings or investments with HSBC UK or Premier status abroad.
0:30.5	Shouldn't you be at work?
0:33.7	When the Seagulls follow the troll.
0:36.3	It's because they think sergeants will be strong into the sea.
0:40.3	I will love it if we beat them. Love it.
0:43.3	I'll have a low-fat pizza or something like that or a few biscuits and some milk on a Sunday.
0:50.3	And you can pair up if you like and you can fucking pick someone else to help you and you can bring your fucking dinner.
0:59.0	Oh, a magnificent goal from Darren Huckabee!
1:03.0	Now, you know him better than anybody, probably.
1:06.0	Do you back him to score quickly, yes or no?
1:08.0	Yes.
1:09.0	Only Hatter a no!
1:20.3	Hello and welcome to quickly, Kevin, will he score?
1:22.6	We've got a special episode for you today.
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