Ladies and gentlemen, we all know that one plus one is two, and two plus two is four, and four thousand seven hundred eighty two plus four thousand seven hundred eighty two is nine thousand five hundred and sixty-four.

But did you know that there's a guy so smart, he can do all those calculations in his head?

Well, at least maybe the first two.

Please welcome your Wiz Kid of the Airwaves, Eric, my taxi.

Hey there, folks, my goodness.

Okay, it's Wednesday, September 9th.

No, Wednesday, September 10th, I just realized yes.

Okay, tomorrow is September 11th.

Maybe we've come to the place finally where September 11th isn't the big anniversary.

I have to tell you every single year, I'm kind of pained because I was here in New York when it

happened. It's a very unpleasant memory, actually. It's interesting. And so I really don't

even want to think about it. But anyway, that's happening tomorrow.

All right. So much has been happening that it is definitely, Bob, if you listen to the program yesterday, you got an earful about my experience two days ago. I had the privilege. I have the privilege of being on the

president's commission on religious liberty. And so I was there the other day on the commission.

The president was there. He offered remarks. He gave a speech that was carried on

real America's voice, was carried on Fox. I don't know if it was carried on newsmax, but it was a big deal.

And in the middle of the speech, he is kind of mentioning who's on the Religious Liberty Commission.

There's like 10 or 11 of us, and he's going down the line. And, you know, we got Franklin Graham,

we got Ben Carson, and he's saying a few words. Then he gets to me. And he's teasing me. And I find it funny it's like what a great honor to be teased

publicly by the president of the United States if the press especially if the president is

Donald J. Trump, whom I love. I just love this president for so many reasons.

And he, so he's teasing me. And because my show has

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