Nicholas Alahverdian

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🗓️ 9 August 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Nicholas Alahverdian (born July 11, 1987),^[4]^[5] also known as Nicholas Rossi and Arthur Knight, among other aliases,^[3] is an American sex offender who faked his own death in 2020.

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0:00.0	A billion dollars?
0:02.3	Yeah, they think it's gonna beat the Batman.
0:05.2	You think Ben Shapiro will hang himself if it does?
0:07.6	Why beat the high hopes so?
0:09.5	There he is.
0:10.8	Hey buddy.
0:11.8	Say so.
0:12.7	Now before you say anything,
0:14.5	we all heard about you losing your day job
0:16.4	and we thought, hey, what better way
0:18.8	to welcome you back from vacation
0:21.0	to your new full-time job
0:23.2	than with some fun activities?
0:26.2	Yeah, we got a piñata shaped like your old boss.
0:29.0	And Eli found the university directories
0:31.2	so we can make some prank calls.
0:32.6	Yeah, we even made you a smash cake of the old building.
0:35.6	Guys, look, I really appreciate all this,
0:37.4	but honestly, I'm excited to start a new chapter
0:39.3	on my life as a content creator.
0:40.7	I'm trying to move away from the bitterness
0:43.4	and embrace making art,
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