NFL Week 9, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Bears Are A Disaster, The Lions Are Unstoppable + Jason Kelce And Joel Embiid Stepped To The Haters
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🗓️ 4 November 2024
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NFL Week 9 and we start with fastest 2 minutes. We then recap every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:08:51) Bills 30, Dolphins 27 (00:08:51-00:21:41) Falcons 27, Cowboys 21 (00:21:41-00:33:29) Ravens 41, Broncos 10 (00:33:29-00:38:10) Commanders 27, Giants 22 (00:38:10-00:49:24) Chargers 27, Browns 10 (00:49:24-01:00:33) Bengals 41, Raiders 24 (01:00:33-01:05:44) Panthers 23, Saints 22 (01:05:44-01:15:53) Titans 20, Patriots 17 (01:15:53-01:23:46) Cardinals, 29, Bears 9 (01:23:46-01:42:06) Lions 24, Packers 14 (01:42:06-01:50:24) Eagles 28, Jaguars 23 (01:50:24-02:02:03) Rams 26, Seahawks 20 (02:02:03-02:07:50) Vikings 21, Colts 13 (02:07:50-02:09:50) We finish with who's back of the week including Embiid and Kelce and Justice for Peanut the squirrel. (02:09:50-02:31:50).
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| 2:26.4 | Today is Monday, November 4th, week 9. |
| 2:33.2 | I'm gonna get him some spread. |
| 2:45.8 | Happy no-no-no-vimber. |
| 2:47.9 | We start in Atlanta where the Falcons had a tough time defending against Rico Chargers as Donald Scorda Touchdown. Meanwhile, young thug, Kirk Cousins look like Prime Jimmy Goopalow throwing for three touchdowns. The Cowboys were forced to call on their backup quarterback as Prescott heard his hammy, but it was too little too late as Cooper Rush did his best to be a modern day warrior with a mean mean stride. But fell short, leaving his fat coach to smash a tablet after the menu wouldn't load. Falcon's 27, Cowboys 21. We go up to the metallands where Dan all I do is quin quin quin no matter what had Washington rolling and The team was looking animated as high. I'm Troy McClurean You may remember me from such films as a one-yard touchdown reception and the ten yard touchdown reception Not even a day ball a coke can save Wall Street as another black Monday is imminent after Daniel Dow Jones continues to crash. The commander is 27, the G-Men 22. Over to Western New York where a Mari Alex Cooper was ruled out pre-game, but the bills still had enough for the dolphins to call Josh Allen Daddy. The bills started slow in the first half, but found a groove when Ray Charles Davis made the Dolphin's secondary look blind on a way to a 63 yard score. The game came down to the wire, but Tyler, what you're gonna do with all that base? All that base on special teams hit a 61 yarder and no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills, Bills 30 dolphins 27. We go we go down to Baltimore where the Raven said let's get recorded. Let's get recorded and here hey hey as Patrick scored a touchdown to boat race the Broncos. Track Doris Sito, Red for 100 big DDOs, the Ravens 6 and 30, RIP the bridge Francis Kakiyo, he shoves it down Sean Payton's P-Hole, Traktor Sito, Ravens 41, the Broncos 10, we head on to Philadelphia where Max was on the scene. Say gone Barclay was rumbling, bumbling and stumbling and then he hit him with |
| 5:07.5 | all time 180. Whop! Over the head of the Jags Defender. Finally Jahan Fragatzen reminded Eagles fans that he's on the roster after he had one of the biggest catches of the game. Zach Bonvoyaz was all over the field and looked like he was going to easily bid a due to the Jags offense. But after a roaring comeback, it was Nikobe Jimmy Dean who risked it to get the biscuit and came down with a game-sealing interception. Eagles 28, Jags 23. Thanks, Max. Over to Nashville with the boy Henry Lockwood down to Nash Vegas. Mason, root off the backup QB, backed up and threw a nine yard pass, which was complete to Nick, no, no, Vannette, for a touchdown. Past fans were thrilled their rookie QB was back from a concussion protocol and said, we love the drink, after a second quarter touchdown. The team's traded field goals before Nick, Westbrook, a keen was salad momentarily gave the Titans a 7 point lead and an overtime interception sealed the loss for the Patriots and they were heard saying, actually we hate the Drake but at least he is in the Caleb. Titans win 20 to 17. That was Hartville Henry and in Carolina. So what we lose games? So what we suck ass? We're just having fun and we don't care who sees. So what our owners dick? That's how it's supposed to be. We're living bright shung and wild and free. Derek Carmella soprano was playing with a new found furio after calling himself a psychopath this week but it was too little too late as the Panthers practiced anti-Dennis Allen discrimination further cementing him as a worst coach of all time the Panthers win a football game huh? The Panthers win a football game Pantorthers 23, states 22. We go to the... Rose and Tundra of Green Bay, where Jameer or Jameer are on the wall, who's the fairest of them all, as Alliance came into the frozen Tundra where there's snow white uniforms, making Packers fans look sleepy, grumpy and dopey. Kentucky Kirby |
| 7:26.3 | Joseph got on his horse and gone home for a pick six to end the half while Brian |
| 7:31.2 | Branch Davidians took on the green BTF and got lost getting kicked out but it |
| 7:37.4 | didn't end up mattering as a Lions answered the campbell yet again on the way to an |
| 7:42.6 | easy win. The Lions 24 the Packers 14. Standing on a corner, James Winston-Kaihoka, such a fine sight to see. It's a pick my Lord, another pick my Lord, add another, that makes three. J.K. Davins played sick, the Browns are basic. James thought his coach was wacky, he got lazy sick. The Chargers 27, Browns 10, and that was the fastest two minutes for week nine, brought to you by our friends at Chevy. There's a reason we've never done a Mount Rushmore pickup trucks, and that's because for Pardon My Take, there's only one pickup truck, the Chevy Silverado. Why is that? Silverado is a partner, a partner you can depend on. We've all spent time driving and using Silverados for all kinds of part of my take jobs adventures and other shenanigans. |
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