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Pardon My Take

NFL Week 8, Fastest 2 Minutes, Jets Finally Win, Broncos And Colts Dominate, Packers Are A Problem, Brian Kelly Fired And Who's Back Of The Week

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Football, Sports

4.681.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2025

⏱️ 162 minutes

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Summary

FL Week 8 and we start with the fastest 2 minutes (00:00:00-00:09:23). We then recap every game from Sunday Jets 39, Bengals 38 and we remember our friend Nick Mangold (00:09:23-00:29:47) Ravens 30, Bears 16 (00:29:47-00:45:26) Eagles 38, Giants 20 (00:45:26-01:02:16) Texans 26, 49ers 15 (01:02:16-01:10:44) Patriots 32, Browns 13 (01:10:44-01:18:41) Dolphins 34, Falcons 10 (01:18:41-01:25:38) Bills 40, Panthers 9 (01:25:38-01:32:29) Bucs 23, Saints 3 (01:32:29-01:48:04) Broncos 44, Cowboys 24 (01:48:04-01:55:25) Colts 38, Titans 14 (01:55:25-02:01:51) Packers 35, Steelers 25 (02:01:51-02:11:08) We finish with some World Series talk, who's back of the week and Brian Kelly fired at LSU (02:11:08-02:39:30)


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Hey, part of my take listeners.

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You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take presented by draft Kings. We've got week eight in the NFL. Not the best sleep, but we're going to talk about every game. Some good moments, great Sunday, football that we're going to get to. We watch the entire game. So we'll get to it at the end. We're going to start with fastest two minutes.

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We're going to get to. We watched the entire game, so we'll get to it at the end. We're going to start with fastest two minutes. We're going to talk a little baseball world series and then we're going to do who's back in the week. Maybe hit some coaching firing as well because Brian Kelly was fired and it's all brought to you by game time. The NFL is in full swing tailgates pack stands at buzz before kickoff, but getting in nightmare.

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Fight it, mate! Okay, let's go. I'm not going to part of my take presented by Draft Kings The Crown is yours. Today is Monday, October 27th, week 8. What? What? Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, Somb spread! What? Oh, don't run, gotta go! Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, hey! We start in Baltimore where the Red Hot Bears meet up with the desperate Ravens Caleb William hung almost 300 yards and Randy Andre Swift Jackson went off but it was the Ravens As Stephens has said's a no-for-me dog as they tightened up after the first quarter Tyler snoop there it is Huntly tag teamed with Derek Clapton Henry having John Harbor hotel his offense They look wonderful tonight after a bounce back game Rhoquan Kenny the Jet Smith made the Bears players look like the video board as he raced to them all afternoon, amassing a cheaper buy the dozen tackles, making the Bears look like a high school football team coach by Steve Martin. Ravens 30, Bears 16. We go down to H-Count where Woody Marks, Walberg might be the new kid on the block, but he's going to have a hate crime section on his Wikipedia after what he did to that Niners defense Zave your drama for your mama. Williams said talk to my hands Holy gonna touchdown to 49ers responded as George Kittler on the roof made the Texas defense look like a bitch man BUBBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUB Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Houston 26 San Francisco 5th century We head over to Fox Pro where Hank was on the scene In New England Drake May be the greatest quarterback of all time Started off slow because Miles Garrett popcorn was slipping through the patsle line like he was covered in butter Getting sack after sack Harold Fennetto Look like he was in a fucking coop and a pull up to the zoo As he zoomed into the end zone to give the brides an early lead Speaking of sack hunter Biden Henry was cracked out After getting into the end zone and Stefan dirt digsler said I want a fuck. It's my fucking big dick. Who wants to fuck? After scoring his first touchdown of the season David Nugoku said calm a ha me Ah, not gonna be enough after scoring his first touchdown in the season. David Nagoku said, Kame, ha, me, ah, not gonna be enough. After scoring in the fourth, Pascale marching, 31-13. Thanks, Hank, over to memes in Cincinnati. In Cincinnati, the Jetson Bengals honored Nick Man in the yellow hat by putting on a case race to 39. Hey, hey, bangles! I want a joe. Will you throw me a TD as he found? Buh, buh, buh, buh! T grisly higgins who hit the rolly store with the rolly on by beating the corner for a 44 yard touchdown. Chase Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see? I see two touchdowns staring at me. Just in crime, you River Fields was told he was needed after being left on the sideline for some other guy last week as he found Tyler the creator Johnson who had trouble on his mind being the only receiver left on the roster. Mason Ramsey Taylor, lassoed in the game winning catch from Breeze's pieces hall. As for the Bangals head coach, Zach James Taylor singing, oh Mexico. Sound so simple, I just gotta go. Now is my coaching career is probably over now. Jet 39, bagel 38. Thanks, memes. Down to Carolina where the Panthers were moving in quo motion. Zoran, Mamandi, Dalton ball away for free today, and in his old age the game seems way too taxing for him. With that, it was the Buffalo Bill Clinton who loved their little St. James Cook, who logged two visits to the end zone, and with the help from Ed, Annie Oliver, and Josh Warty Allen, they said, soon ye will believe we are Super Bowl contenders. The Bills capped off the win with a long touchdown from Khalil Shakira sending a message to the Chiefs whenever, wherever, were meant to be together, specifically next week at Buffalo for a huge AFC matchup. Bills 40, Pairthers 9. We go to Atlanta as Miami look good. In a touching tribute to Heat Guard and Neighbor Terry Rozier, I have to give them their props. The Miami doll ends are playing with house money. Toil looked little blind wearing a visor and a keep him from getting pokered in his FBI And it might have been giving him x-ray vision because he was attacking all the correct hands He got bailed out by his receivers and at times looked like he was going to go to jail in Waddle Felipe Franks had a seat at the poker table for Atlanta Double drawing penalties. I guess he thought he was playing hold him This is a much needed win for Tiger Viola OR and that was a crazy game of poker Dolphins 34 Falkins 10 down to the big easy where Zach was there In Louisiana Spencer gives shop rattle there was a mall of America sized pig to Anthony soprano Nelson who buried the ball Deep in the end zone overlooking a little river with pine cones all around Blake groupie love wasn't in the bar playing guitar He was in the dome kicking towards the end zone split in the uprights from 48 yards out Somebody call 911 Chuck Kingston Tucker's fire burning on a gold line Whoa with a touchdown from one yard out That's for chasing my way A sweet escape with Gawkelyn He's leaving New Orleans with both pockets full of sunshine As a leasing score on the day with 11 points Tampa 23, New Orleans 3 Thanks Zach Standing on a corner, James Winston Down in Delco, such a fine sight to see. It's still in Hutch, my Lord, score and touchdowns for, and AJ may want to be free. There goes Sei Kwan, another sack for Zack, Bon. The birds are six and two. Let's go. Come on. Eagles 38. Giant's 20. Was that a come on there? Yeah, come on. Come on. Come on. All right. That was week eight fastest two minutes brought to you by our friends and Chevy. Football season is here, whether you're grinding through the week or gearing up for kickoff.

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10:46.0

I feel like that was a lot of weight off your shoulder.

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What's it for me?

10:51.0

What?

10:51.8

What?

10:52.7

Max is just snakering and pointing it to.

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No, memes is good. This should be a good moment for you. This should be a good moment. I'm I'm beams congratulations memes congratulations. You don't have to be you can let your guard down

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You what is he points you got to you got to speak with the class here max

11:04.5

Nothing, though, we just have to unplug. Yeah, you have to unplug. What I I cut the wide the wide mic cut out and I cut to the wide mic and It was just there's just nobody there. So that's why that's why I was like okay. We got to have a good I hate memes. I don't know No, keep it all in but jets 30 this is so jets that memes gets his first win and we've got we can't even celebrate

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