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🗓️ 20 October 2025
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NFL Week 7, we start with Fastest 2 minutes (00:00:00-00:11:13) Rams 35, Jaguars 7 (00:11:13-00:25:48) Eagles 28, Vikings 22 (00:25:48-00:41:01) Bears 26, Saints 14 (00:41:01-00:53:47) Browns 31, Dolphins 6 (00:53:47-01:05:12) Patriots 31, Titans 13 (01:05:12-01:14:04) Chiefs 31, Raiders 0 (01:14:04-01:21:41) Panthers 13, Jets 6 (01:21:41-01:37:06) Colts 38, Chargers 24 (01:37:06-01:51:22) Packers 27, Cardinals 23 (01:51:22-01:58:26) Cowboys 44, Commanders 22 (01:58:26-02:19:03) Broncos 33, Giants 32 (02:19:03-02:27:52) Niners 20, Falcons 10 (02:27:52-02:33:46) We then talk playoff baseball, Shohei's incredible Friday night, game 7 in mariners/blue jays (02:33:46-02:47:21) plus who's back of the week (02:47:21-03:06:57).
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| 1:52.4 | Mama, baby, football guy, but he, the AWP, part of my team, yeah, part of my team, yeah, part of my team, yeah, part of my take. Yeah, pardon my take. Yeah, pardon my take. Yeah, pardon my take. Yeah, pardon my take. Yeah, pardon my take. Yeah, pardon my take. Yeah, pardon my take. Welcome to part of my take presented by Draft Kings. The Crown is yours. Today is is Monday October 20th week seven What are you gonna be for Halloween? I'm going to go as a person with a gun in his mouth Because no football was football is stupid and nobody We get dark early. All right. We started in London where the Jaguars took on the Rams. As Trevor Lawrence tried his best to spread the idea of football overseas, not the actual play on the pitch. Matthew Steph Rob Ford, who didn't eat the pussy, he has more than enough at home, teach, gave the cats a licking, |
| 3:05.0 | easily finding the cracks in the secondary. Devante John Adams gained American independence from the Jaguars defense, scoring three times, and Sean McClub-Shay-Shay hid it from all positions as the Rams, or outed the Jaguars. Rams 35, Jaguars 7. We go over to sunny Cleveland, Ohio Ohio where the Polinesian corner backs, Tagavayaola and Gabriel were a couple Ielin boys leaving Miami fans asking to Hawaii throw all those interceptions. Quenchon, Quenchon Connery, Junkins was pounding the rock, looking at Bectangles saying loses complaint about trying the best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. The dolphins tried to fight back, but Mike Bectaniel pulled his biking pants up high, and the cycle continues for Miami, as D. S. Gridge wasn't very arm strong, losing one of his balls. The Cleveland defense feasted as Tyson Campbell was chicken soup for the brown soul, getting a pick six as Andrew Berry proclaimed. I would draft 500 miles carrots and I would draft 500 more. Just to be the man who got Mick Daniels fired to make people forget flacco. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da I'm going as Budwai for Halloween. Cleveland, steamer, the dolphins. 31 to 6. Takenza City where Zach was on the sea. In Ganges City, Patrick Starma Holmes firmly grasped it and throws it to Rosy Rice Krispie treat, who snapped Crackles and pops his way right into the end zone to kick things off. Patrick Trick or Treat My Homes jumpscares the Raiders defense with a spooky shot short-right to Hollywood walk a fame brown as he stares Treet into the end zone later Patrick Maho ho ho ho ho Merry Christmas to all and to all the good night. Shoot the pass gift wrapped in Rashiy rice paper, down Oakland's chimney for another six points. Neo Patrick Harris, my home's called quite the story today, but it wasn't about anyone meeting your mother. It was all about kicking raider ass. Chiefs 31, Oakland zero. That exact, ultimate assault of her max. We head over to Minnesota where Carson Wednesday, Badams had Vikings van saying, he and he's cookie Mysterious and loopy. He's all together poopy Wednesday badams should be QB3 Vic Fangio was screaming your beautiful To Jellux James blood when he secured the early pick six to extend the Eagles lead on the other side of the ball The Eagles had a very obvious game plan to Vante Max Smith no matter what as he exploded for a career day with 183 yards And a dud plus while AJson Aldeen was on the verge of burning the team down He finally broke out for two touchdowns and over a hundred yards and including a late tagger when they got Eagle, Broncos 22. Thanks Max, in Chicago where there were concerns Ben Mince Johnson was going to be lazy this week in preparation for New Orleans. Concerned too much about the wide spread of 4 and a half points but Jake Moody saved the day and looked past any of his old misses going for for 4. Spencer Prattler stumbled back down the hills he's been trying to climb as a pro, throwing three interceptions, hitting Neshawn, alright stuff baby, Kevin stopped the bired and Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, remain Edmonds. Sorry that last one sucked it. Summer saying the Bears baby back as they go marching on the Saints. Bears 26, Saints 14. And then we go down to Nashville, where Hank was there. In Nashville, the Titans started off hot when Team Raid DK Mutumble said, no, no, no, no, no. To mark a Jones as he's roomed past him in the end zone, to give the Titans an early lead. In the second quarter, Drake, May VP, connected with Austin. Did you put a tongue in her Uber for seven and then Kate Sean White booty hit a steady double midquist 39 yarder to give the pass the lead headed in a locker room in the second half. Ramadre Agassiz Steven sits it after rushing into the end zone for six and and then cam Mickey Ward, look like he got hit in his head body, head body. After fumbling the ball to give the defensive teed in the pads. Patch go marching, 31-13. Sticking in the AFC East memes, and the Panthers jets. In New Jersey, the Panthers defense was waking up hard, because me so JC Horne Hornay! Who was the lead member of the two-pick crew? And holding the Jets off fence, the no touchdowns on the day. Xavier Musketeers will get put on a strong performance in the Big East Rutherford with the touchdown set up by Chuba Dubu on a screen. |
| 8:05.0 | It truly was a pick-up on the field as Rico Dattle got put back on the meds by the Jets defense that resulted in the numbers being down. As for the Jets offense, Breeze Hall and Oat said, You're making my dreams come true by taking Justin to a field's upstate and putting him out of his fucking misery and replacing with Tyrod Taylor Swift who just released a new song Wood which isn't Travis Kelsey's enormous cock. It's actually about the Jets owner who fucks an entire fanbase year after year. Jets Luz, Panther's 13, Jets 6. Great job memes! We go down to Big D where George Pickenspot Pie was burning Marcus, lattice more, over the top from the start making Marshawn. Eat his ass, cross first, I did Martian and Marcus there. The Jaden Daniel son was in the face of the commanders with a murderous row of wide receivers. Robbie Chosen, Jalen Lane and Chris Moore, which is ironic because you got speedster Cavante Turpin behind the wheel and you think, wow, instead of driving on the median, that should have chosen more lane. The Cowboys kept their foot on the gas finding a CDC lamb who's back to catching more TDs and a tundra cheap. More TDs and a tundra cheap. Bodak yellow Prascott was making a commies defense look like Cardi B trying to run Cardio. Meanwhile |
| 9:26.3 | Terry McClure is going to have to sit on that wet ass peloton all week if he wants to get back on the practice field. The commanders are back to being the worst team in the NFC. Nothing burgundy and gold can ever stay. Washington fans were so happy last year because finally one good thing happened to them. And now they're back to being bad at football and the the chiefs are going on the Super Bowl again. |
| 9:45.6 | Max is laughing because the Eagles are still good. |
| 9:48.0 | And that's our year one again of a year seven rebuild George down basketball sucks always retiring Josh Harris was in the Epstein files Oh, no, it was just because he didn't like Epstein and basically fired the CEO the car loud group for being close with Epstein But people won't do enough research. Oh well at least we still have the Washington Wizards. Dallas a lot, commanders a little. Standing on a color jamey swims in and how bowkin' such a fine sight to see. It's a giant sight I'm going in for more no way the Bronx can score 33 |
| 10:26.6 | Come on, Boa |
| 10:29.4 | Next, won't you please throw |
| 10:32.8 | Picks |
| 10:34.2 | There's no chance in hell that we |
| 10:39.6 | This the giants did in fact choke it brocco's 33 |
| 10:44.6 | Giants 32 and that is it. Broncos 33 Giants 32. |
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| 12:45.6 | I saw somebody point out this is exactly what Belichuk did to McVeigh in that Super Bowl. Yeah. Where they just, where they suffocated the Rams and they couldn't get anything going. That's exactly what McVeigh then in turn did today to Liam Cohen and the Jaguars. So you know, by the way, Sean McVeigh looking at the stats. you know, he's five and seven against his assistants, but he's five and two against all assistants, not named Matt LeFour. Oh, he's oh and five against Matt LeFour. I did not realize five and two against his assistants, not named Matt LeFour. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I also think that McVeigh might have just hacked the entire globe. I think time zones might not exist anymore. Yeah, because he just, he flew in like the Rams parachuted |
| 13:25.3 | into England on Saturday, Saturday morning. |
| 13:27.0 | And then they just like slept there one night |
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