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Pardon My Take

NFL Week 2, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Bears Suck Again, The Giants/Cowboys Game Of The Day, Chiefs In Trouble? + Who's Back Of The Week

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Football, Sports

4.681.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2025

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

Were back for Week 2 of the NFL and we start with Fastest 2 Minutes. (00:00:00-00:09:03) We then recap every game from Sunday Lions 52, Bears 21 (00:09:03-00:26:25) Bengals 31, Jaguars 27 (00:26:25-00:37:04) Cowboys 40, Giants 37 (00:37:04-00:48:14) 49ers 26, Saints 21 (00:48:14-00:53:31) Bills 30, Jets 10 (00:53:31-01:06:32) Seahawks 31, Steelers 17 (01:06:32-01:13:02) Patriots 33, Dolphins 27 (01:13:02-01:22:50) Rams 33, Titans 19 (01:22:50- 01:27:44) Ravens 41, Browns 17 (01:27:44-01:33:31) Colts 29, Broncos 28 (01:33:31- 01:41:22) Cardinals 27, Panthers 22 (01:41:22-01:45:42) Eagles 20, Chiefs 17 (01:45:42-01:59:35) Falcons 22, Vikings 6 (01:59:35-02:04:19) We then finish with who's back of the week. (02:04:19-02:21:10).


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0:00.0

Hey, part of my take listeners.

0:01.8

You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take week two in the NFL, we're going to talk every game from Sunday, the bears suck. The Cowboys and Giants played a thriller, Russell Wilson might be back.

0:25.5

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3:28.4

Lions 52, bears 21.

3:31.4

What? What?

3:32.4

In Cincinnati, Toburrow went down with an injury, leading the Rex Ryan disgusted.

3:38.4

Toburrow is ironically Rex Ryan's best move in the bedroom boom.

3:41.4

I'm gonna teach, very good teach.

3:44.4

The game money, Tobowx has a JMR, Chase Bank and Travis ATM. Both teams are in the bedroom boom. Oh, I got a teach, very good teach. The game money to watch as Jamar, Chase Bank, and Travis H.E.M. both found Pader in a back and forth affair. They saw Putin showed signs of Russian aggression in a special Jackson military experiment, but Liam Ice Cream cone fell short of the 31 flavors at points he needed as Drake Browning as a certified cover boy leading the Bengals to a game winning touchdown drive as time expired. Bengals 31, the Jaguars 27. In Pittsburgh, Caleb Presley Johnson is going to need a Sunday conversation with Mike Tomlin after walking away from a kickoff and giving up an easy touchdown to the Seahawks. Tori Horton hears a boo after scoring and Kenneth Brandon Walker said, Why are you hollering to the black and gold crowd after running through the battered Pittsburgh defense? Tough news for Joe Rogan podcast listeners as it doesn't look like Rogers will be going to Austin much in the future. After Calvin causing an interception in the end zone that swung the game. Seattle 31 Pittsburgh 17. Down to New Orleans we're Mac in the saddle again. We're Mac in the saddle again. As Jones is back to being QB1, a four-year dream for Kyle Shanahan realized realized, Luke Cracker Farrell said it doesn't matter that we're messing fan favorites like Kiddell and Purdy, that logo is still the same. Spencer Frattler hazed Alvin Kamara during Rush Week, handing him a ball 21 times against the Niners defense. Thank you sir, may I have another loss as the Saints don't go marching. Niners 26, Saints 21.

5:27.9

We go down to Miami now.

5:30.4

Where Henry Lockwood was on the scene for the Patriots big win.

5:33.8

Thanks boom, yes, we're down to Miami.

5:37.9

Trizzy Drake bag got the scoring starter when he connected with fellow heel, Mac,

5:42.0

Trill Hollins, and had the Patriots smocking up seven.

5:46.7

Kishon Kishon Kishon Kishon Kishon Kishon

5:49.2

Booty was rocking everywhere after scoring

5:52.5

But unfortunately Andre Aurora Borragalus

5:56.2

Missed PATs on both touchdowns

5:58.9

Because he's a horrible kicker with a bad number

6:01.3

And an arm sleeve and an ass towel even though he's a kicker

6:04.4

But I digress

6:06.0

In the third quarter Malik George Washington crossed the Delaware River and could go oh the way This is a fourth quarter not a third quarter for a punt return touchdown Give the dolphins a fourth quarter lead on the ensuing kickoff and Tony O'Tyreys Gibson said Stop trying to catch me, and he could go all the way. And so couldn't like for Abel to the house to get the lead right back to the Patriots. Dolphins 27, New England 33. That was a very European way to read the score there, boom. Thanks, boom. I don't want to say Patriots twice in a row. Alright, we're sticking the MCs back up to the metallands for memes.

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