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Okay, let's code Take for new customers to play $5, get $50 pick six credits only on draft Kings pick six the crown is yours today is Monday January 6th week 18 what It's the last week of a regular season. May us be the last to wish you a happy 2024 NFL league year. We started Pittsburgh where Mike Tomlin thought he had a job for life after Pat Friar Mooth, Bader Ginsburg scored a second half touchdown to bring the Steelers back. Jamar, Chase Ventura and all righty Higgins Jim carried the offense on a cold night in the Steel City. In an episode of Rube Paul's Drag Race, Queen had a sack, but it wasn't enough as Russ Wilson thought he had unlimited timeouts in the end, only to go out as sad as possible. Bengals, 19, Steelers, 17, whoop, whoop! We go down to Tampa where Mike Evans gate escaped blanket coverage and caught a comment from Baker to hit his 11th straight season with a thousand yards. Take a big bite out of Jerry Rice's legacy. Clyde, the French Prince of L.A.R. slapped the rock a few times with 32 yards on 8 carries. While Princess Diana Spencer Ratler failed many drives with tunnel vision as he was chased around all day by his coach Darren Paparitzi as the Saints fall in their finale. The box 27 the Saints don't come marching 19 up to the frozen tundra it was a tough day for guys who were known for Jordan love as Matt LaFlor had to put in his backup Malik Willis and Skip Pellis was named in a lawsuit 1.5 mil teach, huh? I can't believe you get you got turned down for 1.5 mil How gross is your dick? Speaking of the backup Malik Phyllis had a fat ugly day at the office. Keenan Allen wrench said, watch this 6-point play. Psych! As he threw a horrendous interception, but the Bears fought hard as Cairo made everyone's fincter tighten up as he lined up for the game winning Egypt shot. Bears 24! Packers 22! Who's your daddy? Whip, whip! We go down to Dallas where Marcus the Virgin Mary Oda went untouched for a big run to put the commanders in scoring possession making Dan Quinn look like a wise man for resting Jesus Christ. Tray Lance Bass said it's gonna be my to win this game but at the end it was a cowboy saying bye bye bye to Mike

McCarthy. Zach Berks earned every dollar this year scoring his seventh touchdown on the season and the commanders are ready for the playoffs. The playoffs! What? Commanders 23. Cowboys 19. We had to fill an Ophiol where Max was on the scene. We had to fill it off you where Shireon was saying Tanner

Mickey-key you look We had to fill it all feel where Max was on the scene. We had to fill it all feel where Shiree was saying Tanner. Mikiiki, you love me. Are we thriving? Now we told the league you are arriving and they want you. But I need you. You're all QB2. QB2. John G. Spotson was absolutely fucking the Giants D. All game as he went on to have his best game in a season. One of the lone bright spots for the Giants had to have been Tyrone Tracy Chapman who was saying that I could be a fast star, but I need a ticket to get me outta here. Poor guy. Eagle 20, Giants 13. Thanks, Axe. We had to Foxboro where Hank We had to Foxboro where Hank is with us. We had to Foxboro where Hank is with us. Mitchell Trubisky, yay! Was looking sexy in the red zone after a touchdown pass to Keon. I'm a cool man. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Pizzuka Jo Chi Minh was the bringer of light, rushing for a score throwing another to key Sean Darulo Boot Booyay in the third or in the third quarter James too many cooks scored a TD and Tyler Passman pace man Three Joey Slime for a white guy field goals game the the path lead in the fourth quarter. In the fourth quarter, we're all picked. Back to win. 23-16. I got a cold boom. You got a cold teach. Alright, we're going to, uh, Metallands, where it means huge win. Jeff Overricks the guy. Huge win. In MetLife, Rogers was feeling horny as you hooked up with Tyler Baughlin for his 500

500 touchdown pass of his career ash catch him all Davis had two picks to help set up Alan Lacharis art as he burned the Dolphin's defense with a fiery 13-yard touchdown catch Tyree Cank Hill said man my Bobby. I'll tell you what I'm out of here As he said, two receptions for 20 yards. Devonté Adam Sandler clicked with Aaron Rogers for one last touchdown, but fast-forwarded a little too much as time ran out on the Jets' asserva season. Jets 32, Miami 20. Thanks, memes. In Atlanta, where cornerback Michael Jackson took a look at the young Penix matchup and said I got to get a pick

Panther's 44 Falcons 38 Whip whip! Some spread in Milhye where Carlson of Sam Winx looked like he was getting play call from his dog as both Thugs and Harmony Knicks pulled out his doggy's wrongish bone in the Chiefs face as the bangles prey and they prey and they prey and they pray Every day every day every day but we'll see them at the crossroads after being balanced from the playoffs. Marvin just for Mims saved Broncos from a die job as he played great playing the end zone twice on the way to dominating when the brook goes 38 the chiefs zero point Cousag! Zero points! The BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR side to see. It's DTR up against Lamar, Nomo Brown's football mercilessly. That's a rap, Pee, it's Bailey's happy. The Cleveland team hasn't really the Ravens win the FC North 35. 10. And that was the fastest two minutes for a week 18 brought to you by our friends at Chevy. It's that time of season teams are in the playoff hunt and every game counts. It's actually playoff season. Our AWLs know when it counts. You can count on Chevy Silverado, a dependable partner with strength capability and true grit, whether you're looking for a spacious interior to comfortably get to the game, the functionality, the multi flex tailgate to get the most out of tailgating, or the technology to make driving, towing and parking all easier, Chevy Silverado has got your back. Did you know that Chevy is America's most awarded brand for new vehicle quality over the last three years according to JD power? Now is the perfect time to get into a Silverado or Silverado HD. Our favorite truck and the official truck apart might take go to Chevy.com. Check out all the great offers and even build your own Silverado and visit JDpower.com. Slash awards for more award details. Okay, week 18 in the books, boys, and we're going to do a little different this week. We're gonna break it up in conferences to break down the playoff picture and the games we watched on Sunday. We're gonna start with the AFC. We are set with our AFC playoff schedule. By the way if at any point during this show because we're we'reing it in parts so we can watch the entirety of Sunday Night Football. If they release a schedule, please do breaking news because I know that I would say I would say the majority of America, the minute the playoffs are set, spends the next like hour just googling and typing into what's the app called x.com. The everything. Yeah It's all happening on x. They just type in playoff schedule over and over and over again until someone and there wasn't there a guy we found last year that like his hobby is to predict it. He predicts like every schedule. Yeah. On x you are the media and our darling Jake Marsh has released his predictions. So we can just say Jake's predictions right. We can. And then we could judge. We could judge them after. Let's judge them afterwards. Okay. All right. So it is before Sunday night football. Yes. We don't know. We don't know yet. He's got 430 on prime on Saturday. The prime game. The chargers at the Texans. That is like Like, that's basically like getting... Get space. Yeah, you get a freebie.

Now, but he took a shot on this by saying

that that's gonna be on prime.

Okay.

But yeah. That is like, that's basically like getting. Yeah, you get a freebie.

Now, but he took a shot on this by saying

that that's gonna be on prime.

Okay, but yeah, no, I think that stuff's. I think it might be, I think that's the shit that Jake knows that we don't know. Yeah, you think for sure. You would not take a gamble on a network like that. Is it gonna be out of Michael's? So we're subjecting out Michaels to the Houston Texans game?

Probably.

I took a guess this morning when I was doing my fantasy corner

and all the replies were like, you're subjecting L Michaels to the Houston Texans game? Probably. I took a guess this morning when I was doing my fantasy corner

and all the replies were like, dude, technically this game has to be this because the broadcast is like, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I wanna just say like, I wanna be able to predict the times and then the matchups. Yeah, no, I don't care. I definitely looked all at this. definitely he did his home. Yeah, no, he does. He does. Yeah,

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