NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
Pardon My Take
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🗓️ 16 December 2024
⏱️ 128 minutes
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Week 15 and we start with Fastest 2 minutes. We then recap every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:08:43) Commanders 20, Saints 19 (00:08:43-00:17:02) Chiefs 21, Browns 7 (00:17:02-00:26:03) Bengals 37, Titans 27 (00:26:03-00:32:31) Cowboys 30, Panthers 14 (00:32:31-00:38:09) Ravens 35, Giants 14 (00:38:09-00:42:42) Jets 32, Jaguars 25 (00:42:42-00:55:26) Texans 20, Dolphins 12 (00:55:26-01:01:21) Cardinals 30, Patriots 17 (01:01:21-01:08:12) Bucs 40, Chargers 17 (01:11:01-01:19:05) Broncos 31, Colts 13 (01:19:05-01:27:26) Eagles 27, Steelers 13 (01:27:26-01:42:42) Bills 48, Lions 42 (01:42:42-01:48:31) Packers 30, Seahawks 13 (01:48:31-01:54:33) We then finish with who's back of the week including what is going on with Lebron (01:54:33-02:05:09).
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners. |
| 0:01.8 | You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, it is week 15 in the NFL. We've got a lot of games to talk about. Bill's Lions, bills, maybe the best team in the NFL, Eagles, statement win, chiefss going to 13 and one PFTU surviving in the dome survived the dome and it's all brought to you by our friends at draft kings It's the most wonderful time of the year forgetting in on all the hoops football and hockey action and draft king sportsbook in the season of giving we're being gifted college college football and basketball, pro football and basketball and pro hockey too. Almost 24, seven so many games every day. So many opportunities to place your first bet. Try betting on something simple, like picking a team to win. Go to the draft king sports recap and place your bet. And here's a gift for all new customers bet $5 to get 150 and bonus bets if your bet wins. So download download the Draft King Sports Recapp and use code Take. That's code Take for new customers to get 150 in bonus bets if you're bet wins when you bet just $5 happy holidays from Draft Kings. The crown is yours. Gambling problem called 1-800 Gambler in New York called 877-8 hope in Y orwhy or text hope-in-why-467-369. In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling called 888-888-97777 or visit ccpg.org. Please play responsibly. On behalf of Boothill Casino and Resorting Kansas, 21 and over, Agent Eligibility Varies by jurisdiction, Void and Ontario. Bet must win to receive reward. bonus bets expire 168 hours after issuance. For additional terms and responsible gaming resources, |
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| 1:52.0 | Okay, let's go. Yeah, part of my take. Yeah, part of my take. Yeah, part of my take. Yeah, part of my take. Yeah, part of my take. Welcome to part of my take, presented by DraftKings, download the DraftKings Sports Work App and use code Take. That's code Take for new customers. Get 150 bonus bets if your bet wins. When you bet just five bucks, happy holidays from DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code Take. That's code Take for new customers. Get 150 and bonus bets If you're bet wins when you bet just five bucks. Happy holidays from DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Monday, December 16th Week 15 What? What? Tick to tick to tick to tick to tick to tick to tick to tick to tick to tick, not gonna get him. Some spy. We started Nashville where running back Chase Antonio Brown got to CTE, see the end zone as the Bengals were fighting for their playoff hopes. The Hennessy Titans came out hot and looked to be in it until Spill Levis left a brown stain in his pants throwing three picks. But what's that? What's that? Is that Mason Rudolph the Red Nose Rainier's music? Oh my god it is. Who comes in relief to save the season and he threw a pick. The Bengals stay alive thanks to Sam I am Hubbard saying I do like touchdown passes Sam I am am. Bengal's 37, Titans 27. What? What? Over to New York where Rashad Master Beatman shot out a couple of seeds and sperminately ended the giant season. There's been a lot of talk about dangerous flying objects in New Jersey as both Tim Boyle and Tommy DeVito were tempted passes on Sunday, furthering concerns residents of the Garden State. Lamarth, a steward Jackson might be getting older, but that butt don't quit. As he did unspeakable things to the New York Stock Exchange giants on the way to a blowout, Ravens 35, the Jee-men 14. In Carolina where Cowboys Ride receiver Creed D. Lam couldn't be stabbed, on the other side of the line Michael Parsons saying my sacra the brice Absolutely destroying the tiny young making him regret his pro choice the lone highlight for Carolina Came when the offense got a huge bump from Jalen Coker to end the first half But they were only able to return to the the bathroom slash end zone one more time in the second half. Cowboys 30, Panthers 14, and we head down to Florida where memes is there for the Jets Jaguars tilt. In Florida where Aaron Rogers committed several hip aviolations against the Vaxenville Jabba Wars, throwing for three touchdowns. Devontay dig digs Adam Adams at the half said, give me the ball or I will dust your ass. Biotch, Brian Rob Thompson said, baby, baby there's one p.m. I must be lonely. In the end zone with the Jaguars only touchdowns. The end zone was calling for Trevor ATN, ATN to come home with the help of from the Wizard of Ass, Doug. But fell short. Jets 32 Jaguar's 25. Thank you, memes. We go to Tampa where Mike Elangelo Evans is experiencing a renaissance as he painted a masterpiece with 159 yards and the box had a nice little package featuring Lavante's statue of David and a touching tribute to Max Delente. Justin Hurtpert suffered |
| 5:26.0 | another ankle injury after taking way too many shots. Meanwhile, Vladimir Putin, Mkanky's offensive efforts were stolen as the charges offense continues to lack real and Russian threats. Los Angeles, Leaker, Mayfield and La Bronte, David are back from their unexplained absence from earlier this season. Leaving charge Judy saying he didn't just beat us |
| 5:47.9 | Diddy. Bucks 40, charge our sub-a-team! We head out west, where Hank is out there for the Cardinals in Patriots game. In Arizona, in the first quarter, Rukai, let Murray said, it gets to a point, dude. After Craig Lutorschh Thumbel the ball into the end zone but it was recovered by Jonah Hill Williams for a touchdown and he said I'll tell you what I'm never eating at a penny Hana again I don't care who's birthday it is Drake K Rowling May was a sorcerer with a stone all day throwing for a TD to Tamario Douglas Dimadom owner of the Dimstale Dimadom and running for another in the fourth quarter. But it wasn't enough to take down the Carnos and James Sean Connery who said, win his cow home and fuck the prom queen after stealing the victory with two fourth quarter scores. Carnos win, 3017. Over to Pennsylvania where Max Dillente, who's on the IR, was at the game. We had over to fill where Max Dillente who's on the IR Was that the game? We had over to Philadelphia where Kenneth Koochains well had everyone saying oh, yeah follow alert little Steelers up Bitch and are now on fraud alert TJ squat had the way to the whole team on his back as seemingly he he was the only stealer to show up to fill in today. |
| 7:05.6 | Jalen skits skits played like an absolute savage today and had all the haters and fill |
| 7:10.3 | eating their words. Eagles 27, skillet, ducking. We go over to Detroit where Josh Ray Allen was |
| 7:17.2 | getting there, switching back and forth between throwing and passing touchdowns on the lion's |
| 7:21.6 | dees Sunday. Dan John Skipper ran furiously towards the white line but claimed it was the first |
| 7:26.9 | time he tried it as it scored going to touch down to the first half. Sean McDermotologist was able to help James Cook with his hair loss as the Buffalo Bills Clinton's pulled out their victory cigar against the Detroit Lyonskies and their snazzy blue dress. Bills 48. Galiance 42. Standing on the corner, James Winston-Kaiahoga. Such a fine sight to see. It is Carson wins. Shut up for Austin. Since he burned down Washington, D.C. Come on, my Homes you've got some strong Bones the sky can look just like the alien Drones chiefs 21 brown seven and that is the fastest two minutes for week 15 brought to you by our friends at Chevy. |
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| 10:26.5 | J. Caner actually looks like a dangerous for him to be out there. |
| 10:30.1 | Yeah, he looks like an acrobat back there. Yeah. Where in the black tits, it looked like he was wearing Lululemon athletic pants instead of football pants. It was the pictures of J. Caner. I was nervous about it because I could not lose to Jake Hainer. |
| 10:42.0 | That's a loss that will follow you around. |
| 10:44.5 | But Hainer's gonna hate I guess because he was not good. |
| 10:48.2 | No, he's bad. |
| 10:49.1 | He was not good. And then Spencer Outler got in and looked pretty decent, actually. I thought that Jayden played pretty well. He missed a couple wide open bombs to Terry McClure and by like a total of, probably total of eight inches away from three more touchdown passes. Yeah. |
| 11:05.0 | So we had our chances, missed some of the chances. Defense played good enough at the end when they got the ball down to like the two yard line and the clock just stopped with nine seconds left. I was screaming. I was going nuts. I don't know how that happens. I don't know. I guess it's in the dome. It was crazy. It was the dome clock operator. After the game shunhoculy was like yeah that shouldn't happen to our bad. Sorry about that. |
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