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🗓️ 15 December 2025
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NFL Week 15 Fastest 2 Minutes and then we recap every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:10:33) Bills 35, Patriots 31 (00:10:33-00:31:46) Chargers 16, Chiefs 13 (00:31:46-00:45:22) Ravens 24, Bengals 0 (00:45:22-00:50:43) Bears 31, Browns 3 (00:50:43-00:59:20) Eagles 31, Raiders 0 (00:59:20-01:07:36) Commanders 29 ,Giants 21 (01:07:36-01:11:58) Texans 40, Cardinals 20 (01:11:58-01:16:03) Jaguars 48, Jets 20 (01:16:01-01:25:02) Rams 41, Lions 34 (01:25:02-01:33:16) Seahawks 18, Colts 16 (01:33:16-01:43:57) Broncos 34, Packers 26 (01:43:57-01:57:20) Saints 20, Panthers 17 (01:57:20-02:02:28) Niners 37, Titans 24 (02:02:28-02:05:33) Vikings 34, Cowboys 26 (02:05:33-02:10:45) We then do who's back of the week talk Heisman and more (02:10:45-02:33:36)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners. |
| 0:01.8 | You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part in my take presented by DraftKings, week 15 in the NFL. We had a crazy, crazy Sunday. A lot of pretty catastrophic injuries. Some big time games, the playoff picture is getting a little bit clearer. |
| 0:26.2 | We have some eliminated teams. |
| 0:29.0 | Don't want the bangles in the playoffs, we won't. |
| 0:32.3 | But it was a crazy, crazy Sunday. |
| 0:34.0 | We're gonna talk about all that. |
| 0:35.0 | We got who's back the week. |
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| 2:51.1 | Legend spoiled dairy as the milk has gotten rotten for the Cleveland offense the one bright spot was |
| 2:54.7 | Make my way to the cold of back walking fast |
| 3:01.5 | Lieman pass and I got a sack because you know I'd walk a thousand miles |
| 4:45.4 | Garrett if I could see you tonight. I butchered that but thanks to Vanessa Carlton for allowing me to use her hit song Fuck, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh chiefs for a touchdown, and day, and... Me say day, and... Hintley, day like, come man, I pick off my homes, Had a really big pick, Tickling Andy Raid's Totslals, And for the first time in the history of part of my tank, The Kansas City Chiefs, I've been eliminated from making the NFL playoffs. Huh? Huh? The Charger 16, The Chiefs 13. We had the Foxboro where Hank was on the scene In snowy Foxboro the game started hot for New England started off hot for New England when Drake Drake May skaberd in for two first quarter touchdowns Travy on Ricky Henderson was flying bass pill to fit flying pass pills defenders on a 52-yard Russian TD to put the pads up 21-0. In the second half, the Patriots couldn't stop a nosebleed, the BILD's day, whatever the fuck they wanted. The rest had their heads off their asses in the past TD game, a 4-street touchdown drive from the Division title, withstood on clenched. BILD's 35. PASS 31. Thanks, Hike! We head over to Cincinnati, where Zach was on the scene. In Cincinnati, Jackson five throws it passes easiest one two three to Rashad Muhammad Ali who floats like a butterfly and things like a B for a 30 yard T D later Lamar Jackson five then passes deep to Zababay Zababay Zababay Bay, Zaybae Bay. I'm in the club, Holland. |
| 5:05.4 | Now when I hollered Zaybae Bay, |
| 5:06.7 | I'm finna get my groove on. |
| 5:08.5 | It's so hot I've been this club that I ain't got no shoes on. |
| 5:11.9 | Holding up a big stack of them, hundreds. It's a rubber band. Girl don't ask me if I'm no cash, because I'm not that other man, flowers for 28 yards and it |
| 5:19.9 | touched down. Tyler Froot and Loop keeps things high and tight, |
| 5:24.5 | giving missiles for the entire game. The packages safe, the |
| 5:27.4 | package is protected and the package is right through the |
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