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Pardon My Take

NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings For Real, Bears Still Suck, Seahawks Surging And The College Football Playoff Has Been Announced

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2024

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

NFL Week 14, we start with fastest 2 minutes and then get into every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:36) Vikings 42, Falcons 21 (00:09:36-00:20:29) Steelers 27, Browns 14 (00:20:29-00:26:08) Eagles 22, Panthers 16 (00:26:08-00:35:00) Bucs 28, Raiders 13 (00:35:00-00:43:25) Saints 14, Giants 11 (00:43:25- 00:49:23) Dolphins 32, Jets 26 (00:49:23-01:05:55) Jaguars 10, Titans 6 (01:05:55-01:10:59) Niners 38, Bears 13 (01:13:48-01:23:10) Seahawks 30, Cardinals 18 (01:23:10-01:26:50) Rams 44, Bills 42 (01:26:50-01:32:16) Chiefs 19, Chargers 17 (01:32:16-01:39:23) We finish with who's back of the week and talk College Football Bracket reveal (01:48:53-02:06:38).


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0:00.0

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0:25.9

on their name. We're also going to talk a little college football playoff because it did just come out. So we'll maybe break down the bracket. I know we usually do Wednesdays, but feel like we have to do it today. We're going to do who's back of the week, fastest two minutes. It's all brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. The NBA season is rolling along playing pick six from draft Kings and official partner of the NBA is a way to get even more into action following your favorite players.

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2:50.0

What?

2:52.0

What? Oh, they're not gonna get them. We started Minnesota where Sam hey darn old played like a real football head or as we should call him Mr. Win. The announcer has started calling Darnold Tyree Kill with how many times he looked to add a son after Jordan scored three times on Sundays. Sure, responsibilities cousins look like Minci out there, sharing two bad picks and refusing to go anywhere but south as it may be time, it lena to take out their penex. Vikings 42, Falcons 21. We go to Nashville, Tennessee where yesterday someone macked out my mural. That type of energy will make the jags move to Europe. With no area on a blonde trevour lords, the jags were aligned on their ground game saying, take you next. Bigsby. Tony Hinchcliff Paul are getting enroced in the giant pile of garbage known as the Jaguar SD. Well, kicker Nick fucked around and had a triple double making both field goals. Doug Skeeterson keeps edging delaying the firing that will never come. Meanwhile, Brian Callahan job is struggling to maintain a fern grip, leaving many Titans

4:08.0

fans wondering if they could just do a better job themselves.

4:11.4

Jaguar is tonn, Titans 6, the Jaguars.

4:15.0

Huh?

4:16.0

Wedding streak and fly.

4:18.0

Down to Tampa where patty cake patty cake bakers men baked me a cade as fast as you can,

4:24.2

throw it and toss it and run it with Bucky Put it in the oven for Chaby and me the box seemed to be playing like there was bad blood against aides in O'Connell and where all smiles going giving HIV's I'm sorry that was Roman numerals high fives on the sidelines Desmond Ritter came on relieved from the only thing Desmond does is rid of your team a chance

4:46.0

of ever winning a football game again.

4:48.2

Nice guy though. Herty's a really nice guy. Herty's a very nice guy. Box 28, Raiders 13, and we're staying in the state of Florida over to memes. In Miami, this just in, Tyree Kill has another BM, Not baby mama, the dump he just left on the jets.

5:04.1

The dolphins took a big number two on the jets,

5:06.2

beating them in OT, 32 to 26.

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Anders Karls. another BM, not baby mama, the dump he just left on the jets. The dolphin soak a big number two on the jets beating them in OT 32 to 26. Anders Carlson was a workaholic with four field goals and two extra points. Aaron Kenny Rogers didn't play like a chicken today and got no help from running back. Brandon dude, the chickens have large gallons. Who looked anything but dynamite? They need a win. Stop doing this voice. They need a win makes it to prevent being the risler's height 3 and 11 off of 32 jet 26 oh the risler my favorite guy in the world okay we get over to max Carolina and Philadelphia we had to filly where Bryce Neil Young was saying there's a lot of people saying we won't touch the spread Don't feel like the giants, but I am to them So I try to forget it anyway. I can Keep all rocking in the green world Found it and and rock they did for most of this game largely in part in part to Jake Malasek Elliott who had fans wondering what is going on with NFL kickers. Trailing by six the banners had a chance to take the lead late in the fourth but Xavier Goosegaet ended with a zero in the touchdown department after dropping the game winning score Eagles 22 Panther 16. We go down to Glendale where the Cardinals trust in all black and

6:26.9

late in wait for the Seattle CEO Hawks.

6:30.1

The color Murray misfired twice early and Zack Shardonnay made them wine as he barrelled

6:35.1

in for a couple of sips pointers.

6:37.4

Michael Jackson Smith and Jigba were singing Billie Jean-Hose, not my lover.

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