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🗓️ 12 December 2022
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NFL Week 15 and we start with Fastest 2 Minutes (00:02:47-00:09:14) And then recap every game Lions 34, Vikings 23 (00:09:14-00:23:00) Bills 20, Jets 12 (00:23:00-00:37:11) Eagles 48, Giants 22 (00:37:11-00:45:45) Ravens 16, Steelers 14 (00:45:45-00:53:44) Dolphins 17, Chargers 23 (00:53:44-01:05:58) Jaguars 36, Titans 22 (01:05:58-01:14:44) Bengals 23, Browns 10 (01:14:44-01:25:43) Cowboys 27, Texans 23 (01:25:43-01:31:40) Chiefs 34, Broncos 28 (01:31:40-01:45:45) Panthers 30, Seahawks 24 (01:45:45-01:51:19) Niners 35, Bucs 7 (01:51:19-02:05:56) We finish with Football guy of the week and who's back of the week. (02:05:56-02:22:23)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, week 14 of the NFL, we're going to start with fast as two minutes. We're then going to break down every game, a lot of playoff implications, a lot of movers and shakers, big games. |
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| 4:49.2 | Jefferson was Justin with the boys trying to keep the Vikings alive with Justinance |
| 4:53.8 | But Detroit was too much as they sealed the contest after a foolish games play with penejule leaving lions fan satisfied |
| 5:02.6 | Lions 34 Vikings 24 Lions? Sniffing around Sniffing? Sniff? Down to Nashville where Trevor Lawrence Fishburnt was up to his old May tricks taking the Red Pill to raise the ultimate truth that he's a franchise quarterback. Derek Henry Lockwood couldn't get the ball right from lying twice on Sunday. Jacksonville was parting on some Evan Ingram as Chuck Peterson and the boys told Tennessee you got Jagdome. Jacksonville 36. Carton's quarter time. I like what we do that together boom. You just got Jagdome. In the metal lands, the Eagles offense went to Sonic Boom as Miles Tails Sanders ran all over the Giants defense collecting coins on the way to 144 yards in a score. The Giants are still sniffing around the playoff picture as they tried to jumpstart their offense with Richie James, bitch! But it was the Eagles that were co-blooded on Sunday. And let us be the first to welcome the Philadelphia Eagles to the 2022-2023 playoffs. As they officially clinch, Eagles 48, Giants 22. Whip, whop, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, some spread,, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig Between David's Mills and Jeff Driscoll as the Texans kept on trying to get there to a win |
| 6:45.4 | But the Cowboys were serial killers in the end as they used Dexter to make a big goal line stop and drive 98 yards for the win the Cowboys 27 the toxin 23 is a true what they say It's very true. |
| 7:01.4 | Also, Octa Pittsburgh at a classic AFC North battle between Kenny Pickett and Tyler Hunt. |
| 7:08.0 | Huntly? |
| 7:09.0 | Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? But what's that music? I'm a Mitch. I'm a lover. These two teams don't like each other. Kenny Pickett heard his brain. Here comes three picks in the rain. And on the other side Anthony, what can Brown do for you? Not very much came in for the Ravens. Late in the fourth pack. Can you take me, Friah? Mooth had the Ravens beg him to stack but it was Baltimore that held on in the end in the Crucial Division win. Ravens 16. Steelers 14. In Mile High, we're a gay guy got his hands on Russell Wilson's ball, Bronco's country, let's pride. It looked like a chiefs route until Jerry Judge Judy said, Quarters in section, scoring three touchdowns to bring the Bronco's back. Russell Wilson had a nano bubble up here on his forehead, forcing him from the game, and in came Brett, the rip in and the ripin and the Terran but it was too little too late as the Broncos remain in hedonism because they fucking suck the chiefs 34 the Broncos are 20. We finish in the Bay Area where I regret to inform everyone it might be time to count out touchdown Tom as a passing of the torch occurred because the Niners went to Brock. The Niners want to Brock in roll all night and party every day with a total set at 37. Everyone was expecting a Brock fight until Purdy showed up and showed out and outside of The demon Samuel injury, Niners Faithfuls were left singing, we built this city. |
| 8:47.5 | We built this city on Brock and roll. As the Niners kill the box 35 7 week 15 Brought to you by your friends had Chevy Chevy Chevy week 14 14 come on don't do that. We need we need every single week for brought to you by the commanding unstoppable Chevy Silverado Learn more at Chevy.com. The Chevy is the best truck in the world. The Chevy Silverado check it out now Chevy.com. Thank you to Chevy. Our wonderful wonderful sponsor. We love the Silverado and we love Chevy Chevy.com. All right, week 14 in the books with Chargers, dolphins pending to a might be hurt. That's what I'm gonna go with as a member of two and on. I think he started three for 17 until he threw a touchdown to Tyree Kale. Looks like a bust to me. It's I mean, I'm in the Talea band. |
| 9:45.0 | There's brother. |
| 9:46.0 | I think his brother's gonna be better than him. Don't do that. I'm gonna say his brother looks good. It was, it, it, it, it, too, I had a chance here. He has this game on Sunday night and then a game on Saturday night against the bills to like win the Heisman vote. And, uh, not, not after a great start. Start three for seventy four for eighteen now. |
| 10:06.2 | Not great. I think it's time to ask like what is to his signature win? vote and not not off to a great start three for seventy four for eighteen now. |
| 10:06.2 | Not great. I think it's time to ask like what is to his signature win? Yeah. Does he have a high asman moment? Um, it's probably back against the Ravens week two. Yeah. Ravens. Ravens. We too. Yeah. That was but that was like years ago. Also like a tie. Rekill signature moment. Good point. Yeah. That is true. Good point. Either way, he said that he wasn't going to talk this entire episode to the |
| 10:25.9 | Instas boys because he lost his voice and that lasted about a minute and a half. to signature moment. Good point. Yeah, that is true. Good point. Hey, either way, he said that he wasn't going to talk this entire episode |
| 10:25.6 | to the end of this boy. He lost his voice. And that lasted about a minute and a half. |
| 10:30.2 | He's writing us. He's like, I'm not talking. It lasts about, yeah, you are. It lasts |
| 10:33.4 | in seven patinos. Yep. You got it. You got it. It was just what we had to do is bring up. That's it. That's it. But yeah, we'll update that when that game goes |
| 10:41.4 | final looks like the charge the charge up 2014 as we're speaking. Yeah, we'll |
| 10:47.4 | update that when we get to it. So let's get into a boys week 14 Some fun games some interesting playoff pictures and we will start with the game I think we all were most interested in and we had on sound it's lions 34 Viking 23 and the Detroit Lions are good. Listen, this Detroit Lions team that we saw play today, they're as good as any team in the NFC, I think. Maybe not the Eagles. Yeah. Maybe not the Eagles because, but they did their biggest win of the season. The Lions best win of the season was their three point loss against the Eagles week one at home. I would say actually their three point loss against the bills. They've had a number of events. Some great, credible losses, incredible three point losses. They started November one in six. We had the conversation is Dan Campbell in jeopardy of maybe losing it because like we've always said, Dan Campbell, a guy you'd want to play for, but guys, Rara, guys like that like that if the losing mounts up It's hard for the message to keep going through and the message has kept on going through to the point where they are Five of the last six games they've won. They are now sitting in They still have work to do they still have some some things I have to break their way in front of them they are absolutely in the playoff picture. They handled the Vikings today. Their offense looked awesome. Jared Goff was awesome. Jameson Williams, nice little, uh, little addition late in the season. Great, great, uh, free agency pickup late in the season, as they said, his very first catch was a long touchdown catch. And I am always convinced that if a player's first play ends up in like a tremendous, like a 50 yard bomb or something like that, that actually just means great things for their entire career. Yes. Like that as far as I'm concerned, James and Williams is a home run of draft pick just because of the way that his career. Yes. Yes. And more than anything, the Detroit Lions, they're playing great football and Dan Campbell is pulling all the right moves. Because you had two moves today that showed the Dan Campbell, like the game on the edges, the game of inches. He had the fourth and seventh with 11 minutes left on his own 26 fake punt. |
| 13:28.5 | When they're up one score, that was huge. And then of course to ice the game, the play where he had Penaisoul run in motion, they're, they're, they're what, I mean, he is, is he all, he's not all pro yet, but he's definitely a pro-bola. Left tackle, run in motion, catch the ball in the flats for the first down, totally unguarded by the Vikings defense. Penetriul afterward said, quote, talking about Dan Campbell, dudes got some nuts on him. Bro, like it's as simple as that. Yeah, he's got big swing and nuts. Yeah, and that was it though. Like we've talked about like Dan Campbell sometimes doing the desperate things where you're like, oh dude |
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