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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes and then we recap every game from Thursday, Friday and Sunday (00:00:00-00:15:06) Packers 31, Lions 24 (00:15:06-00:22:04) Dallas 31, Kansas City 28 (00:22:04-00:32:01) Bengals 32, Ravens 14 (00:32:01-00:39:09) Bears 24, Eagles 15 (00:39:09-01:13:11) Houston 20, Colts 16 (01:02:51-01:24:20) Panthers 31, Rams 28 (01:24:20-01:30:19) Tampa 20, Cardinals 17 (01:30:19-01:38:00) Miami 27, Saints 17 (01:38:00-01:40:24) Jags 25, Titans 3 (01:40:24-01:46:24) Jets 27, Falcons 24 (01:46:24-01:58:29) Niners 26, Browns 8 (01:58:29-02:09:23) Seahawks 26, Vikings 0 (02:09:23-02:15:00) Chargers 31, Raiders 14 (02:15:00-02:18:15) Bills 26, Steelers 7 (02:18:15-02:27:20) Broncos 27, Commanders 26 (02:27:20-02:36:28) Lane Kiffin to LSU and College Football talk from Rivalry week. (02:36:28-03:10:16)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take presented by DraftKings week 13 in the NFL is in the books. And we're going to recap it all. We have the Thanksgiving Day Games, we have the Black Friday game. Maybe an extended recap of that one. Bears Eagles. We are going to talk Thanksgiving. We're going to talk some college football as well during our Who's Back segment because it was so crazy laying Kiffin to LSU, Michigan Ohio State. It was a crazy, crazy weekend, Cal S and U, Cal S M U, extended weekend of football. |
| 0:45.5 | And we're here and we're back in studio. The boys are back and we're ready to talk about all of it. We're gonna start with fast two minutes. As always, and it's brought to you by our friends at game time. The NFL is in full swing. Tailgates, pack stands, the buzz before kickoff, but getting in nightmare. Hank, do you got a game for us? Yeah, let's go. Did go. Did you see the clip of the, I don't know who tweeted it, but it was a very tweeted it. Oh yeah, ref trying to grab his flag. It's just Hank trying to get the game for the game time. Okay. I put that out there. Yeah, what do you got? You can go to Monday Night Football. Okay. lighthouse $113 game time that love it so take the guesswork out of buying tickets with game time you |
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| 3:48.8 | I'm a little rusty from Thanksgiving too much turkey. |
| 3:52.2 | So much turkey we go from big balls to the floor to big D where Daccaroni and cheese |
| 3:57.6 | Prescott had a noodle arm early on Thanksgiving throwing an early pick saying pasta la vista |
| 4:03.3 | George Dickens career has been a tale of two cities having Steelers fans saying DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR he ran for a long touchdown but that seems responded as Rishi Ray Rice has elevated his game and is now finishing drives instead of abandoning them. And once upon a time in Hollywood Brown put a nice play on film as Quentin Tarantino Williams was focused on seeing both his feet get in. With our Cowboys responded as Kavante Burpin grabbed the loose ball at his thumbs and leaving Andy Patrick Reed wishing he could play on the live tour so he could wear shorts and execute all the journalists who think the chiefs are out of the playoffs now. Cowboys 31, the Chiefs 28, to Black Friday where Max was at the game in Philadelphia. We head over to Philadelphia where fans are getting in the holiday spirit early by wanting to leave Kevin home alone for the rest of the season. Thanks apart to a dreadful Eagles offense led by Jalen, do you not realize that it hurts me when I see you play bad as he went on to have another terrible game under center. On the other side of the ball Kyle Muffungai had the Eagles D-line tripping as he and DeAndre Swift both went for over 120 yards and for the first time in a while Caleb Faroe Williams has Bears Finn feeling happy as he has him do it 9-3 record at least a Jason Statham Brown was able to say on the 2D people as he once again had a big game in a loss. Bears 24, Eagles 15. Thanks, Max. Hank was on the scene in Carolina for the Panthers and Rams. In the first quarter, Chama Wamba Hubbard ran for six yards, was knocked down but he got up again. Then he ran for two yards and was knocked down but got up again. That got a 35 yard touchdown from Bryce. Piss in the nod. Ooh, hey, young. First seven. Devontate John Adams was asked before the game about him and Matthew Stafford being old and washed and said, old minds are like old horses. You must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. And was rewarded with two first quarter quarter touchdowns on the MVP favorite Who may have got a little ahead of himself because it in the second quarter he threw a Intersection to Mike Jackson who didn't stop till he got enough yards to score a touchdown and a pick six then Blake Korum if you got him rush one in to give the Rams a lead going into half in the third quarter Jalen Larry Coker said it's all about the me. It's all about the me after catching a 33 yard touchdown and Offensive McMillan surprised the Rams and America when he scored a go ahead touchdown in the fourth to give the Panthers a 31-28 win. Thanks Hank. Was that a Blake Cormick? You got him? Yeah, that was a great action. A great action thank you. Hey Indianapolis we're after standing back and standing by the Stroud Boys were back in action as CJ took the Texans to battle against the Colts. People had a prop on Alec Baldwin Pierce were happy Sunday as he got the rust off and helped to sneakily loaded Col offense but it was the Texas defense that ruled the day as Derek stingy stingy a Steve lost the coach on Sunday but gained a win they're chopped up in Houston with Nick finding the end zone of the Texas winning forward a row Texas 20 Colt 16 and now we go to the metal ends where memes on the scene In suck we had to soggy met life where Jamal New was moving out as he muffed the punks instead of the jeth first touchdown Beijon Tim Robinson will take 23 rushes for 142 yards with seven targets and five receptions for 51 yards and one rushing touchdown Ty Rodney danger field said I Tell you what I fuck that up You got it say the pocket beams. Oh, I tell you what I get no respect around it As he found where Did you come from where did you go? Where did you come from at night Joe for a 52 yard touchdown? McCurry ball ball so hard Motherfuckers want to find guy fucking this whole thing up. Don't stay in the pocket me. I'm figuring it out me I'm staying the pocket. It's to the Rodney Dangerfield again I tell you what I don't get no respect around it McCurry ball so hard motherfuckers want to find him for doing a dead fish dance and having sex on the field. That set up David Offensil standing stronger than I ever did for a touchdown. Jets ended up raining on Kirk Cousin Fuckers parade as Nick Fulk hero hits a game winner for the Jets to win their last three of five. Jets 27, Falcast 24. One more time with the Robbie Dangerfield. I tell you what, I don't get no respect around here. Okay, we go down to Tampa for Zach. In Tampa, Baker's dozen Mayfield started week 13 off with a double glazed pass to Tristan Werff and Turf, who swam off the plate and into the in zone from two yards out. Shortly after, Bucky's Irving wasllering Prisket on the board as he dodged duck into through defenders checking out at the next available register for six points. Jacobi Calet percent snapped the ball to his toes then he crinkled his nose where he throws the touchdown pass goes to Bam dark night who asked the entire Bucky defense why so serious as? As he puts six points on their head, lastly, Chase McGlaffin to the bank like, ha ha ha ha. He's flexing on these special teams like, ha ha ha ha. Sink support quarter field go through the uprights. From six seven, I mean 57 yards out. Tampa 20, Arizona 17. Exact. We go to Pittsburgh as Sean McDermottologist looks to get under the skin of his old college teammate, Mike Tomlin. But William and Mary aren't just the most popular guesses for who Aaron Rogers' wife is. It's also the college football powerhouse that gave a start to this rivalry. Aaron Rogers was all shot up with pain killers as the Steelers playoff hopes are percolating after the Ravens lost and in the first half Jalen wore Hula good God y'all what is he good for about 35 yards Russian say it again y'all Score to one yard TD to get Pittsburgh to lead but the game turned out the second half as Rogers took a big Sac straight to his nose leaving a bleeding either from the hit or because he was so excited to see Josh Allen. The bills took the lead and didn't give it back, adding a score by Keon J. Cole, man, who had wisely been keeping himself out of the beef for the last few weeks. And the Steelers are back at 500 again. It's grand hog stay in Pittsburgh with no end in sight. Meanwhile, no one circles away again. It's like a Buffalo Bill. The Bill is 26. The Stanley are seven. And that is the fastest two minutes. Because James, please, on Monday night and it's brought to you by our friends at Chevy football season is here. And whether you're grinding through the week or gearing up for kickoff, There's one ride that's always ready game ready. Chevy Silverado the Chevy Silverado is a long time partner apart. Might take it our favorite truck and it's all about grit from job site to tailgate. Silverado lets you show up strong and tackle any task built for the hustle ready for the game. Silverado is America's most dependable full size truck for JD power 202525 award information visit JD power Dot com slash awards head to Chevy dot com to learn more and build your own Chevy Silverado today Okay week 13 in the books. We are back in studio Thanksgiving everyone have a good Thanksgiving. I had a great Thanksgiving Great Thanksgiving. It was an awesome Thanksgiving. I had I had maybe killed off my leftovers this morning before I came into the office. Kind of a sad situation running out so soon. But yeah, fat, happy, didn't have to watch my team lose over the weekend. That's been nice so far. Yeah, we'll get to the Sunday football game at the end. The Thanksgiving break. I love Thanksgiving the holiday. There is a point though. Somewhere around It's like late Friday afternoon or Friday Friday evening where you're like what days it and what games are my watching and what's going on right now And you just kind of lose sense of everything you just eat I just I couldn't stop eating and then Saturday happens and you're like, but I watched college football Friday as well. And now Saturday and then you just get so confused |
| 12:45.9 | about time and space, but it's the best. |
| 12:48.4 | On Saturday, I referred to Wednesday as being Saturday. |
| 12:51.8 | Yeah, because it felt like it like Tuesday was my Friday. |
| 12:55.4 | And then Wednesday, Saturday, Thanksgiving felt like a Sunday. |
| 12:58.8 | Me personally though, I don't know about you guys. |
| 13:01.6 | I miss you guys when I'm not around talking to people. |
| 13:04.0 | There was a time on Friday afternoon I want to say probably like Around 5 p.m. Mm-hmm where I was like I wish we could just do the pod I was thinking about an emergency pod Zach were you thinking about an emergency pod? I thought it was maybe gonna happen. There was maybe an emergency pod just cuz I missed talking ball with you guys Yeah, you know to cover every game that had happened thus far all, so we are going to recap Thursday and Friday and then we'll get to Sunday. Yeah, but Thanksgiving was great. Hank, you had a good Thanksgiving. Great. Recharge? Yeah, recharge. I was in toddler and infantville. Yeah, it's fun time. It's a different world. Is that what we call the first and second hole? By the time. No, no, I was with my family and my brother and sister both have young kids and just spending the day with them. |
| 13:47.8 | By the time it's like seven o'clock, |
| 13:49.1 | it feels like it's 11. by the time, no, no, I was with my family and my brother and sister both have young kids |
| 13:45.7 | and just spending the day with them. |
| 13:47.8 | By the time it's like seven o'clock, it feels like it's 11th. Oh yeah. Like I was exhausted and I'm like, what did I even do today? Nothing really. I muttered to my wife more than it's exhausting. We gotta get these kids back to school. We just gotta get them back to school Because every day it's just like, what are we doing today? |
| 14:03.9 | It's like, I don't fucking know. |
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