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Stuff Turkey. We start in Detroit on Thanksgiving where Christian WHAT? Sin said yeah from the windows to the wall. He caught all the Jordan's balls. All skits, skit motherfucker. All skits,

skit god damn. Speaking of balls, Jared took a couple of costly sacks as

Lions fans were looking for the closest Sam Laporta potty on Turkey day.

Jayden Lou Reed in the Packers took a walk on the wild side this season.

Cost playing as a shitty team, but now they're back to five and six and in the

hunt. Huh? Huh? Packers 29. Stop me if you heard this before. The lions 22, they lose on Thanksgiving. Down to Dallas where Jamie Lee Curtis Samuel had a hundred yards. When he wished he could be trading places with Dan Dacroyd Prescott from Holla Mace. It was Dac's giving as they they were branding and cooking some CD-Lam chops and Tony Pollard greens and leaving everyone Kavante Burpin. After 45 points, Mike McCarty enjoyed the one day a year where looking fat just means you're happy. As the Cowboys roll, Dallas 45, the Washington Commanders 10. We move along to the first ever Black Friday NFL game where you can listen to Tim Susan Boyle on Amazon Music ad free with a subscription that Amazon Prime. Javon Hollinode said what I want is to intercept hell man, Reese, put the ball in my hand and carry. Score touchdown, yeah. Oh, yeah. You don't make friends with Salah, as Jets fans are wondering how Robert still has a job. Dolphins 34, Jets 13. Whip, whip. We move on to Sunday where CJ Stroud Mary was throwing, throwing, throwing, both the tank, oh, Dr. Travorky Lawrence had Texans fans updating their living will Anderson as they got put out of their misery. Calvin Squidley was playing rug-like green light with a Texan secondary scoring a huge touchdown. And I'm not the world's most physical guy, but if I need 58 yards, I kick it 59. Dola. Dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dola, dola, dola, dola, dola, dola, dola, dola, dola, dola, dola, dola, dola, dola, dola, dola, dola, dola, dola, dola, dola, Fans of the big blue were grateful this week for Mac and cheese Jones when Bailey's Irish zappy throwing picks and stumbling Bumpling fumbling the ball all day long Tommy Don Vito said Brandy Bullock got off the cheeseburgers and on the scoreboard with a go-ahead feel go in the fourth quarter and Chad had Rye Landon Donovan kicked the game time field goal wide left. And the Giants passed New England in the pupper bowl. 13-10. I'm Italian. Thank you, Henry. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, over to Simpson-Addy, where Bengals fans are still Jake frowning about Joe Burrow's lost season. Eddie William Faulkner worked on a script and brought the sound and the fury on the

Bengals defense to the tuna 16 points. The game turned on Trenton Hunter S. Thompson's interception as he has Steelers fans hoping to feel fear and loading in Las Vegas for the Super Bowl. And Cincinnati's playoff hopes are officially Gonzo. Steelers 16 Bengals 10. up to mile high, where Samaji, hold on a second,

I gotta go take a P-ride.

Looks like a number one back when coach said,

you're in, pal.

Dory and Greg Thompson Robinson decayed before our very eyes,

leading him to need a walker to finish the game.

Like Stu Feiner after a week into pleasuring his wife,

he's half man, half fish, he He's trout man Who's scoring a pivotal touchdown to give the Broncos a win the Rock-oats 29 the Browns 12 we now head over to Philadelphia P.A Where we have our intrepid reporter the one-legged man Max Christopher Gellente Max definitely watch the game

the first half filled out the Athenos were getting raw dogdupping down the field to an early ten-point deficit then all of a sudden hailing her started making it rain all over the bills defense and eventually set up make Elliott to extend the game Josh Gidey Allen was Cooking up with 13 and 14 all day.

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Gotta. make Elliott to extend the game. Josh Gidey Allen was hooking up with 13 and 14 all day. But it's last snap of OG. Got exposed as he couldn't connect with Davis to win the game. Eagles win 34, 31. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Mmm. Make Elliott, that was an inspired choice. I made it.

I told him without wondering.

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