NFL Week 1, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Bears Will Always Lose To The Packers, Max Finally Beats Hank And The Cowboys Rolls
Pardon My Take
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🗓️ 11 September 2023
⏱️ 125 minutes
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We're back with the Fastest 2 minutes for NFL week 1. We then break down every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:46) Commanders 20, Cardinals 16 (00:09:46-00:18:14) Browns 24, Bengals 3 (00:18:14-00:24:30) 49ers 30, Steelers 7 (00:24:30-00:31:07) Bucs 20, Vikings 17 (00:31:07-00:42:35) Jaguars 31, Colts 21 (00:42:35-00:50:19) Saints 16, Titans 15 (00:50:19-00:54:21) Falcons 24, Panthers 10 (00:54:21-01:01:31) Dolphins 36, Chargers 34 (01:01:31-01:07:34) Ravens 25, Texans 9 (01:07:34-01:12:24) Rams 30, Seahawks 13 (01:12:24-01:16:17) Raiders 17, Broncos 10 (01:16:17-01:21:20) Packers 38, Bears 20 (01:21:20-01:33:07) Eagles 25, Patriots 20 (01:33:07-01:45:40) Cowboys 40, Giants 0 (01:45:40-01:49:53) We then finish up with who's back of the week. (01:49:53-02:04:27)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners. |
| 0:01.8 | You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:06.5 | Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. |
| 0:11.3 | On today's part of my take, it is week one of the NFL season. |
| 0:17.7 | It's great to be back. |
| 0:19.0 | We're going to talk about every single game. |
| 0:22.1 | You're going to get sad boy big cat. |
| 0:24.5 | You're going to get sad boy Hank victory Monday for PFT, for Jake, for Max. We're gonna break it all down. We're gonna do who's back of the week. And of course, we're gonna start it with fastest two minutes because we are back in football season and we're brought to you by our friends at Game Time, the exclusive ticketing partner, Barstool Sports, created by fans, four fans. |
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| 2:25.3 | And then we'll take it higher. |
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| 2:31.1 | E-L-T-R-E-R-E-U. |
| 2:32.1 | It's part of my take. |
| 2:33.4 | There's an abarcital sports. |
| 2:38.6 | Welcome to part of my take today is Monday, September 11th, |
| 2:43.2 | and it is week one. Wh? What? What? What? What? What? Bumble! What? Some? Right. If not, gonna get him. Dig, dig, dig, dig. We start in the steel city where the 49ers pulled up their pants and said, fuck sag as they destroyed the line and the picket. Nick Bosa, fresh off his mega contract, could be seen on the sidelines yelling, let's go Brandon as I you scored twice in the first half. Barack Obama, Purdy was gay. As unhappy after beating the Steelers, 30 to 7. |
| 3:27.0 | Down to Atlanta, where Anne Frank Ruck back at it again, being beat by men in black and red uniforms. Pardon me, but you have an eagre pupon as Beeson muster Robinson put some sauce on it and hotdogged his way into the end zone. as the D-Flids couldn't catch up and he'll relish his first professional score as the D looked like bonds. |
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