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Guaranteed Human. It's the NFL report, week five edition. I am Steve White with my guide James Palmer. I am back in the saddle. Much props, James, to our girl, Jane Slater, who sat in for me last Thursday, why I had to handle some family business. And, JP, before we take a deep dive into the NFL, I got to ask you this, man,

because this weekend it happened to me again. Me and my wife, our son, grandson, his girlfriend,

her parents, and everything. We went to a restaurant here in L.A. And they said, okay, for a table to size, it's going to take 90 minutes to get ready. And my wife says, look, every time they tell you this long, 90

minutes, whatever, anytime they give you a time, it's always half, it's never that long. They

just give you this big window. And so we hang out, and sure enough, in like 30 minutes, hey,

your table's ready. Do you find it more to be like that, or do you find it more to go like over?

If they say 20 minutes, you have to wait 30.

Well, Steve, I don't spend much time at the Olive Garden, but they give you that little buzzer.

Is that what you get? Is that what you guys were getting?

Something similar. We were at the Joey. I'm down with the Olive Garden. Yeah.

Okay. I do. I love the Olive Garden. Yeah, it's always, they give me that hot number, and then they always know something's going to happen, and, you know, you roll in. You know what happened to me? Check this out. This is a card. Who do you think sent this card? That's, that's very, I can only guess where that came from. came from one Scott Hanson and it says you got city hands

Mr. Palmer

been That's very, I can only guess where that came from. It came from one Scott Hanson. Of course, yes. You got City Hans, Mr. Palmer, been counting money your whole life. Scott Hanson. We have a mutual admiration for Jaws that is through the roof. You hollabaldi on the show on Thursday, that it's his favorite film. Scott Hansen has sent me an autographed styrofoam cup by Richard Dreyfus. That is so strong. I mean, can you believe that? Richard Dreyfus? How did the cup not get mashed up in the packaging, though? Like, how did it not get crushed in the package? The box? The box that he sent was so big. And I just heard this little thing rattling around inside of it, and it said fragile. Scott really went to the nines for this. This is going to go up here. I'm going to have this up here all the time. Right in front of Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, that's money, Steve. That's money. You know who else's money? The San Francisco 49ers. Oh, yeah. Who absolutely dismantled the Dallas Cowboys, thanks to a dominant defense and an offense run by Bot Purdy? Robot? Bob Purdy? Here's George Kittle. Like I said, Brock's pocket awareness and being able to move and keep his feet in position so he can make all those throws, he's like, he's a robot, man. He's just very special. Yeah, I don't think you're saying this is the Bob Purdy show. Yeah. No, this is the Brock Purdy show right here. Yeah. What did you see? The NFL report, as you know, we are the leaders in the Brock Party fan club. We're going to get him the MVP conversation. And it's, you know, and by the way, my favorite movie is usual suspects, one of the best ensemble cast.

Tremendous. And it's, you know, and by the way, my favorite movie is usual suspects, one of the best ensemble cast. And the 49ers are showing us they're the usual suspects again in terms of victimizing the Dallas Cowboys. I mean, this was by far the biggest annihilation that we've seen in the last couple of meetings. And let's go to Brock Purdy.

Because Kyle Shanahan was also in his back. We've been talking all along about how Brock Purdy is on schedule.

He finds the open receiver. As you're seeing right there a touchdown pass to George Kittle.

Oh, another touchdown pass to George Kittle. And here he's going deep downfield to Brandon Iyuk, as we've been documenting on the show over and over, ever since Brock Purdy has taken over.

Oh, another touchdown to George Kittle.

Kittle and Iuk have been the biggest benefactors of Brock Purdy taking over.

But Kyle Shanham, when I said when he was in his bag, he was using the Cowboys

defensive aggressiveness against them. He would roll Purdy out or do certain things to get their

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