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Pardon My Take

NFL Preview With Comedian Stavros Halkias, Football Is Back, Mt Rushmore Of Breakups, Fyre Fest Of The Week

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.681.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2022

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

Football is back and so is Mark Davis who dominated wings in everyone's face in Canton (00:00:49-00:04:44). We have a fake technical issue and then talk Vin Scully and Billy got dunked on playing pickup basketball (00:04:44-00:25:18). Comedian Stavros Halkias joins the show to break down the 2022 NFL Season based purely on how well the quarterbacks and coaches of each team fuck (00:25:18-01:21:27), we then do Mt Rushmore of breakups (01:21:27-01:45:46). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:45:46-02:04:34:04).


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0:00.0

Hey, part of my take listeners.

0:01.8

You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part in my take, we've got our good friend, Stavros Halkeyis back on the show. And it's a great one because we broke down the entire 2022 NFL season. It is the definitive preview for the NFL season. I know you can read all these books. You can look at these analytics. We just went through every single team and talked how the quarterback and the coach of that team fuck and that will tell you how this season is going to go. We do a Mount Rushmore with him. The Mount Rushmore breakups. We have football back, football is back and we also have food, we have a lot of food, we have a lot of food, we have a lot of food, we have a lot of food, we have a lot of food, we have a lot of food, we have a lot of food, we have a lot of food, we have a lot of food, we have a lot of food, we have a lot of food, we have a lot of food, we have a lot of food but with an improved taste and texture, more appealing to adults, Revitalite is conveniently sold next to beer, wine and liquor, so you can shop like an adult and hydrate responsibly. They have the bar stool black label, which is very delicious, very frost flavor, pro tip, drink half at night, and the other half in the morning, and you will feel as good as new with Revitalite you need those fluids you need those minerals bounce back faster with Revitalite and it tastes great so pick up your Revitalite black label today in store or online at the barstool store and tweet us or tag drink Revitalite in your morning after stories drink Revitalite do it right now. Barry Frost's flavor is our personal recommendation.

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2:27.0

Oh no, we're gonna rock it down It's hard in my take. Is anybody barstays sports? Well I'm an important part of my take presented by drink Revitalite. Go find it right now in the barstool store or you can find it liquor stores across the country. Today is Friday, August 5th and football is back. Are you whispering? Football. Football. Footballerdbach. Ferdbach. Ferdbach. Ferdbach. Ferdbach. And it's stunk. It's stunk. Mark Davis stole the show. Mark Davis is the true back king here because he came in with shades that he looked like he bought at the gas station outside of Canton. He came in. He was just housing Buffalo wings with a white shirt on. His haircut looks great. I know it's the Hall of Fame game, but it was basically like just put Mark Davis on the screen the whole time because this football game, yes, it's awesome to see the helmets. I basically every, every Hall of Fame games the exact same. We're seeing the helmets is great, seeing the field is great. And then you're just like, okay, this kind of sucks.

3:45.2

I want the real football.

3:46.6

Well, we were all hyped up for the visor to make it appearance with Doug Peterson. And the game was over when they showed the coaches on the sidelines and Josh McDaniel said, I'm tougher than the fucking rain. I'm gonna wear a visor and then they cut to Doug and Doug's had a, he's got a little hat with the roof on it. the real hat.

4:03.7

There's preseason for visors to Doug didn't want to show everything that he's going to

4:08.2

be using during the regular season.

4:09.5

I understand. and Doug's had, he's got his little hat with the roof on it, you know, the real hat. There's preseason for visors too.

4:06.4

Doug didn't want to show everything that he's going to be

4:08.4

using during the regular season.

4:09.5

I understand that I get it.

4:11.0

I think he's gone a little bit gray in the last couple years. I think he's trying, he's a little bit shy, a little bit timid, coming out of his shell, put the visor back on for old time's sake.

4:19.8

But once the game got started, I held on longer than most.

4:24.2

I think I stayed pretty interested through the second half

4:26.4

just because of Kyle Slaughter,

4:27.8

who right now is beating the Raiders three to nothing. But once the game got started, I held on longer than most. I think I stayed pretty interested through the second half

4:26.4

just because of Kyle Slaughter,

4:27.8

who right now is beating the Raiders three to nothing. And the second half just that's why I, he sticks. What do you mean he sticks? He has pre-season quarterback of all time. He didn't get us a touchdown and I bet the over and I wanted a touchdown. Well, in their zone, in any dead way. There's still the fourth quarter,

4:42.9

Kyle Slaughter, I still believe in him.

4:44.5

If you've watched him play, you should believe too.

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