The weight is over. Last One Laughing is back and it's even more brutal than last time. Share your biggest regrets. I don't regret this haircut. What did you ask for? The Shaggy Slim Shady? Joining us this series we have... Romish Wengrenner Nathan, Diane Morgan, David Mitchell, Mel Gedroich, Amy Gledhill, Alan Carr, Bemi Sola, Ike Mello, Sam Campbellasey Adam, and Bob Mortimer. Anyone want a song? No. Last One Laughing. New series, watch now. Only on Prime Video. Oh, yeah, midweek. It's Wednesday. Nice to have you with us. We got Boomer and G who come out at 6 o'clock. Lots going on there, Al. Big, big Wednesday morning for you. Oh, yeah, Jerry, I should tell you that this portion of the warm-up show is sponsored by Staples. A couple of NFL notes, Jerry. I love a good NFL note. Yeah. Rumors, this is not confirmed yet, but the rumors are that the NFL is going to open the season on Wednesday. Why not? What the hell? Wednesday, September 9th. That will be the Seahawks.

They will play somebody.

And then Thursday, which is normally the opener, that's going to be the Rams, Niners in Australia.

That to me doesn't make sense.

Like, why would you not have the Rams and Niners in Australia on Wednesday night to give

those teams the extra day

to get back.

I guess just because this idea that the Super Bowl champion plays the opener.

Fine.

I understand that.

That's fine.

All right.

It's the opener on Thursday night football, though.

Yeah.

I don't know.

That's stupid to me.

Yeah.

So Wednesday night in Seattle, they will play either the Dallas Cowboys.

So we're going to start with prime time already, week one.

Well, not sure.

See, I eliminated one of the teams is the Cardinals.

They're definitely, they're not playing the Cardinals on Thursday night. But the only other options for their home games, they will play either the Cowboys. Yeah. The Giants. That's a good one.

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