NFL Divisional Round, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders And Eagles On A Collision Course, Bills Outlast Ravens And Head To Kansas City + Who's Back Of The Week
Pardon My Take
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🗓️ 20 January 2025
⏱️ 157 minutes
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Summary
NFL Divisional Round. We start with Fastest 2 Minutes. We then talk about an incredible weekend of Football (00:00:00-00:07:53). Chiefs 23, Texans 14 (00:07:53-00:38:37) Commanders 45, Lions 31 (00:38:37-01:17:16) Eagles 28, Rams 22 (01:17:16-01:42:50) Bills 27, Ravens 25 (01:42:50-02:01:33) We then talk about whats at stake for Commanders/Eagles (02:01:33-02:19:25). National Championship picks and who's back of the week (02:19:25-02:33:25).
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, we have conference championship weekend set, an incredible weekend for divisional round. Oh boy, the PMT script writers went off. We have Eagles vs. commanders, versus chiefs. We're gonna recap every single game. We're gonna talk all football. It was an awesome, awesome weekend of football. We're gonna start with fastest two minutes. We'll talk a little national championship before the game on Monday night and we're brought to you by our friends at DraftKings NFL playoffs. Play playoffs. We're talking playoffs. You bet we are getting on the actually a Draft King sportsbook and official sports betting partner, the NFL scoring touchdowns is key to winning in the NFL playoffs and the key to you scoring big is betting on them at Draft Kings. The number one place to bet touchdowns ready to place your first bet. Try betting on something simple like a player to score six. Note that the draft king king sportsbook app make your pick here's another reason to watch your favorite players crush it in the playoffs new customers bet five dollars to get two hundred dollars in bonus bets instantly score big during the NFL playoffs the draft king sportsbook download the draft king sportsbook app and use code take that's code take for new customers to get two hundred dollars in bonus pets instantly when you bet just five bucks. |
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| 2:07.1 | Even guys who don who like football. Guys who like football, they like me back. |
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| 2:11.0 | because I'm always trying to get them to like football. |
| 2:15.0 | Football. Welcome to part of my take presented by Draft King Sportsbook score big during the NFL playoffs with Draft King Sportsbook. Download the Draft King Sportsbook app and use code Take. That's code Take for new customers to get $200 in bonus bets instantly. When you bet just five bucks only on DraftKing Sportsbook, the crown is yours today is Monday, January 20th. And it's NFL. Divisional round. What? What? What? They're not gonna get us. Some spread. Great football. We started Kansas City where it was a cold January game and the Texans reminded everyone of Mayweather the way they struggled with Reed. The game started with an explosion as Nico Bosco, Rameezio, returned the kick, forcing Chris Boyd's of London to put his special teams coaches manhood up for sale after he shoved them on the sidelines. Travis Kelseeman was anything but a white bust as he came out ahead and had the stickiest of hands. PJ Stroud and Grandpa Joe Mixon tried to end this chief's dynasty to bed. I screwed that up. He tried to put this chief's dynasty to bed, but it was Patrick Rohomes who had the golden ticket and the everlasting ref stoppers making the Texans the ones who kicked the bucket. In other news, Katelyn Clark and Taylor Swift submitted a box of the year nominee at Arrowhead Saturday as the chiefs booked their ticket to the Kansas City Invitational Chiefs 23 Texans 14 We go to Fordfield as the Lions hosted the commanders in a biblical showdown with Daniels entering the Lions den David Montgomery came back from a knee knee injury, but Lions fans were screaming, what gibs, as Jameer was taken off the field despite gassing the commanders like the Roman Senate. Washington got a miracle from their Terry Godmother, as McClure and Slipped through the screen like it was a take on me music video, in response Ben Johnson and Johnson was forced to take an experimental shot field as the lines trailed by Ted and the commanders got the ball back and as my good friend Eminem would say hi my name is what my name is who my name is frickin frickin quintraiding and Mikey Sandress stole my bones collapse shut Jared down for some minor mistakes like a subway marketing representative. The tanoletics tilted chords to the commanders with Washington being even more aggressive than Campbell. And in a case of my dad can beat up your dad to Troy Coach Dan Talikon tried to reload. Singing, give me a penetra, school, give me five, give me the outro to Zah, Uuh, but Quinter Sandman showed up saying, I've got Jaden and nothing else matters. The Washington commanders are going to the NFC Championship game. Huh? Huh? 45-31, commanders win. Left hand up. We head to Snowy Philadelphia where Max Salanty was on the scene. We head over to Philadelphia where the birds were shitting on the Rams D-D early, but Jake Smellyet was once again acting extra smelly as he stinks at kicking stinkin extra points. After a stellar run game by the birds, the fourth quarter came a knock-in and |
| 6:05.5 | Jake Juan Barclay was telling the Rams defense. Two, here comes the two, to the sixth, to the line. Now I'm looking at her, it's right in his eyes. Tell him, hey man, I got this for the guys. Couple seconds past, now that Jason is my big thighs! Everybody in the club getting TDs! Everybody in the club getting TDs! But after a pants shit and come back by L.A. |
| 6:28.3 | Jalen Talboi Carter told the Rams O'Line, they say, LA, you can't hold me. So LA Matt Stafford, down, down, down, down, down. He goes win! 28, 28, down. We finished in Western New York where Josh Jimmy Fallon swept aside all the allegations of looking drunk and breaking character in the playoffs and a stumbling and bummed mold for two touchdowns giving the bills at 11.5 time lead. But the Leangelo Baltimore Ravens came out swerving and hit in that corner woo in the second half as Traktor toe, running up, bills like Mike Floreo, legal fees, he's a lawyer boom, scored a touchdown to make it a game. Mark Aaron Andrews should have been on the sidelines instead of in the game, as he dropped a two-point conversion, sending Buffalo off to the AFC Championship game, and no one circles the way. He'sumble of Bills. The Bills 27, the Ravens 25. And that was the fastest two minutes divisional round, fastest two minutes is presented by our good friends at Chevy Chevy, as pack more capability in the Silverado Trail Boss so that you can pack more fun into your weekend, have yourself a friai satire a and Sunye with the truck that says no to nothing tailgate spontaneous camping trips DIY projects Bring it on what about a cross country road trip Silverado was the perfect ride for last year's grit week out west and They sponsor the most prestigious award in all college football the lowman award well the Silverado trail Trail boss is built like a full back and we're talking 495 pounds of foot of torque. So hold on to your sodas max plus the trail boss gives you an extra two inch lift. So maybe Hank can finally dunk silver out of brings the grit then pairs it with all the latest truck tech inside. Now the result a truck that can do it, then show up on Monday with a story to tell. So learn more about the Silverado Trail Boss at Chevy.com, Chevrolet Together Let's Drive. And that was an incredible weekend of football. So incredible. We had to drop a little new intro for the people out there. I think it's a good time to do it. Yeah, thank you to the, |
| 8:46.0 | the Hormone-Tonney brothers and little legends. They put that together for us. I love that stuff. We just want to get people jacked up for. That was one of the best weekends of football. I mean, all the games, three out of four were like very, very close, your game PFT, which we'll get to. we got a lot to talk about. |
| 9:03.6 | Wasn't really close, but it was an awesome, awesome game. |
| 9:06.5 | That might have been the quarter of the week, |
| 9:07.8 | the second quarter in that game. |
| 9:09.1 | Highest. your game PFT which we'll get to. We got a lot to talk about. Wasn't really close, but it was an awesome, awesome game. |
| 9:06.5 | That might have been the quarter of the week, |
| 9:07.8 | the second quarter in that game. High scoring quarter in NFL history. That was insane. Insane, track it. But yeah, we deserve that. We have just soaking it, love it. We have so much to talk about. And somehow next Sunday, that seems like it's an even bigger day. |
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