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The Bill Simmons Podcast

NFC Upset Day, Awful QBs, the Sleeper Lions, Guess the Lines, and NBA Award Stuff With Cousin Sal and Joe House

The Bill Simmons Podcast

The Ringer

Sports

4.529.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2023

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

The Ringer's Bill Simmons is joined by Cousin Sal to discuss some weird NFL outcomes, including the 49ers falling to the Browns, and the Jets beating the Eagles (1:18), before talking Bills-Giants, Saints-Texans, Patriots-Raiders, Falcons-Commanders, Seahawks-Bengals, and more (20:52). Next, Joe House joins as they guess the lines for NFL Week 7 (40:28), before closing the show with Parent Corner (1:07:45). Host: Bill Simmons Guests: Cousin Sal and Joe House Producer: Kyle Crichton The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming, please checkout theringer.com/RG to find out more or listen to the end of the episode for additional details. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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1:27.2

We are doing the big NBA Over-Under's Extravaganza, taping it tomorrow, it'll be running

1:33.0

I think at 2 or 3 part are on Tuesday, so clear out your calendars, NBA is coming, it

1:39.6

is time to do some over-runners.

1:41.4

We are going to bring in Cousin Sal for Guest Alliance week 7, and special appearance

1:46.9

for Joe House as well as the second half of the podcast.

1:49.8

He's going to do Guest Alliance with us because he's in town.

1:52.3

We've been eating all day, we've been watching football all day, can't wait to talk about

1:56.1

it.

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