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Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

News Quiz Best of 2021 TX 31st Dec 2021

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

BBC

Comedy

4.213.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2021

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Andy Zaltzman raids the 2021 archive to remember amongst other things, a man in a horned helmet running around the Capitol Building, the leader of the opposition not being allowed into a pub and Britain's favourite alpaca. Producer: Richard Morris Production co-ordinator: Katie Baum A BBC Studios Production

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:09.6

Hello and welcome to the official news quiz decommissioning of the year 2021. In this,

0:15.3

the news quiz review of the year. I am Andy Zoltzmann and that is one of the few things

0:19.8

of which I'm still relatively sure in this confusing world.

0:23.2

2021 has been a year that has seen this much criticised decade recover from its difficult

0:28.5

first year, with a marginally less abominable difficult second year. But there have been

0:33.2

definite signs of improvement, like there are definite signs of improvement on your second

0:36.8

attempt at riding a horse. If the first one ended up with the horse flicking you over

0:41.0

its head and volleying you into a sewage tank full of porcupines, and the second one

0:45.0

million involves the horse unseating you into a wheelie bin full of hedgehogs, then you're

0:48.8

going to think, I'm learning. So very slightly onwards and imperceptibly upwards we have

0:53.2

gone. Ever since the early episodes of the news quiz year were dominated by news from

0:57.2

the United States of America, where someone was not very happy about the employment boot

1:01.7

being on the other fist from what he was used to and being sacked from his job by 80 million

1:06.4

voters. It's fair to say that Donald Trump and his many fans were somewhat triggered by

1:11.4

the potent combination of democracy, mathematics, the US constitution, due process and the

1:15.4

cold wet had a good reality that they faced. But they did not take democracy lying down.

1:20.5

They took it lying to themselves and wearing a furry hat and horns because, well, search

1:25.7

not for logic in 2021, my friends, logic checked out of hotel earth some time ago.

1:31.6

So moving on now to question one and this goes to both teams, who really, really, really

1:38.6

does not want to move house. Well, most men after years of marriage. That does fit. He

1:48.8

wouldn't be Donald, would it? It would correct. Yes, that's the first point of the year.

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