Coming up on today's after news, Kenny Omega scorches the AEW roster.

A five year dream matches booked for this week's dynamite.

No return dates for former W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. S.

calls himself quote, the greatest promo of my generation.

I'm Adam Will Ward.

I'm Michael Hanflitz.

And this is the After News.

If you're thinking, wait a second, this is a bit late.

Well, that's because Andrew Pollard did our brilliant morning news

this morning.

We'll link to it at the end of this news video.

But Michael Hanfla, another day, another round of people saying,

you're bloody anti-AW with those headlines

when in reality we're just trying to get his click on this story and here we are

because we're just having a bit of a laugh with it. Guys, it's nothing

you ever do so seriously, eh? Come on.

Do you know who doesn't is an ex-A-W-World Champion?

So, um, fine as lead.

Basically, Gabe Kidd on Twitter yesterday,

tweeted Kenny Omeger, basically Tic-Tawak.

It was in my, uh, what's I was forget what they're called hourglass

glass thank you yeah Clark and an hourglass I'm gonna come and kick your ass

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