Welcome to news from the Krabi coffee shop with your host Don McLean from Jason and Alexis in the morning on my talk

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FYI John height and the craviest guy in the coffee shop Kenny Olsen

Don John

Yes, I

Guarantee you that at least one person listening right now has something shoved up their butt

You mean like

Just in a literal sense, or are we just talking about their

literal, okay, and it's our job here today to determine if it's their on purpose or if it's there by accident

Okay, and parents if you're listening and your child is somewhere near the device you're listening through

Get chase them away. You don't want your kids listening to this and if anybody's offended by this

Ross, what's your email?

Because this is your fault Ross. Yeah, this would be my fault

I don't even know if I should give it out they can find it if they really want it

Never give it out. Here's the story last year we were learning to live in quarantine this year

We've perfected it boredom curiosity

Horniness and an awful lot of time stuck at home have combined to make it a ban or 12 month for shoving

Objects inside ourselves that cannot be removed without the aid of trained professionals

Here's how the traditional holiday recounting of the weirdest stuff in hospitals found in America's holes that

Didn't make sense. Oh

And all reports here are taken from the US consumer product safety commissioners database of emergency room visits

all descriptions are verbatim and

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