Yep, the wives do with our first born baby any day now.

And you hear what people say, but it can't be that bad, right?

We did it, honey.

Try Fecta.

He projectile puke, peed, and pooped on me.

Just waiting for Snot now.

We'll do them all.

I am nervous though, because you hear how fathers,

they don't bond with the baby immediately.

It takes some time.

Oh, the second I held my son out of the womb,

I was head over heels in love.

But after a few weeks getting to know him,

I could use some time apart.

My wife, she's wanting to feed it, right?

I can only do so much.

So she's going to be the really busy one.

Yeah, pretty tired.

We have to feed them all my wife feeds them,

but she makes me wake up and sit next to her to suffer too.

And I hear this a lot.

Parents say the nights are long, but the years are short.

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