New Year, No Show

The Todd Glass Show

Misfit Toys

Comedy

4.7 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2017

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Here's a quick No-Show Show to help bring in the New Year! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Misfit Toys
0:02.0	Now Entering Nurdist.com
0:07.0	It's a no show show
0:10.0	just it's a no show show it's a no-show.
0:13.0	It's a no-show show, but we've still got a jingle,
0:18.0	yeah.
0:20.0	Well, it's a no-show,
0:22.0	show. Yes, it's a no-show show. Yes, it's a no-show show. Well, it's a no-show show, but we've still got a jingle, and Todd recorded on his phone so we don't miss an episode.
0:38.8	Other podcasts might have just not released something but this is the Todd Glass show when it's professional.
0:45.8	This is the your birthday show. It's your birthday no-show.
1:01.0	Sure, you know Danny Robbins, he put together the best-of show. Sure you know Danny Robbins, he put together the Best Of Show.
1:05.0	If you're listening to the show and you're like, well, how do I get familiar with the Todd Glass
1:08.8	show? Danny Robbins made as easy as you possibly can. Go, listen to the best of show show. That's who Danny Robbins is. Hap-a-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-a-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-a-b-b-b-b-b-b-a-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-a-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- Howpahpahpahpahpahpah bop bop bop bup bup br b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b Shut the music off.
1:33.0	Don't be disrespectful. I mean, come on, you know, we still have a professional show to do.
1:40.0	But Danny Robbins, happy birthday, also, by the way, this is Friday night, 2017, tomorrow night,
1:47.0	no, the two nights from now, Sunday, New Year's Eve, 2017,
1:52.0	I will be in Santa Barbara at the Victoria Theatre.
1:57.2	Two shows, an early show and a late show.
1:59.3	And I will tell you this, the late show ends at 1145 and then they let you bring in the new year instead of you know you once you bring in the new year you don't want to really sit back down and watch comedy
2:08.9	The show ends at 1145. They'll have music afterwards.
2:13.8	Don't show up being like stupid and drunk,
2:16.1	I'll tell you that right now.
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