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New Update: Can We Help Her Score A Date With Her Former Professor?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Remember our listener who was crushing on her former professor? She wanted our help reaching out to him to determine if he was single and ready to mingle. She ended up going out on the date, but she didn't have a good experience. And now, her former professor won't leave her alone. Here's the update! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it the bird show. We call on bird shows follow up Thursdays. You guys hit us up on email and you're like

0:05.7

Bird show. Do you remember that boobie boobie doobie doobie don't ding? I would really like some closure on that whole thing

0:11.4

because we forget most storylines that have been on the bird show. So you remind us and then Tommy our studio director does most of the homework on it

0:19.0

and we'll get you guys the answers that you want. So this one uh,

0:22.9

Araminta Williams hit us up and she's like, Hey, it's me again. I do remember your name. Um,

0:29.5

can we get a follow up Thursday on the girl who wanted to date her former professor then she realized there was no connection

0:36.1

and they ended up showing up at her job at like 745 in the morning and she had her best friend's husband

0:42.2

pretend to be a police officer to leave her alone when he started stalking her. This went south really,

0:48.8

really quickly because she was so excited about going out with this guy and he just wouldn't leave her alone.

0:55.4

All right, so Michelle came back came to us back in March wanting us to be her texting tutor with a former professor.

1:01.5

She was interested in. We set Michelle up with her former professor who was 20 years older. Michelle

1:08.4

had his number from the class syllabus. She saved a few years had passed. At first they were going to meet at an on-campus coffee shop.

1:15.3

Michelle wanted to get him out of that mindset of her just being a student. They agreed to meet off campus.

1:20.8

The first date went okay, but he wasn't getting it. She told him that she wasn't there to be a former student.

1:26.7

Michelle told him she liked him. So he asked her for drinks in a second date. Halfway through that second

1:32.8

date, Michelle realized she was bored out of her mind. After that date, he would not leave her alone with constant text messages.

1:40.8

So she blocked him. Then he started sending messages on Instagram. He became professor clingy.

1:46.5

He contacted her on all social media. She tried to politely respond saying they didn't have a lot in common.

1:52.1

The next day, she got to her office and he was there in the lobby at 7.45 in the morning.

1:58.0

He desperately told her that he felt hurt by the comment that they didn't have a lot in common.

2:03.0

He went down an entire list of all of the things he assumed she was interested in based on her social media post.

2:09.7

She asked him to leave. He said he wouldn't until she agreed to go to lunch with him that day.

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