NEW TIDDIES, WHO DIS (but also ouch)

The MiscELENAeous Podcast with Elena Davies

YEA Networks

Tv & Film, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2021

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Elena and Mama Eugenia are on this week to give you the breast surgery break-down.... Why was Dr. Surgeon shocked and horrified when he opened up Elena’s right breast? What surprise did he find in her left breast? What nipple shape did Elena “order”? Why did the Fort Worth Fire Department show up to her house the next day? And, DID SHE EVER POOP? Tune in to find out... but maybe don’t listen over dinner.

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0:00.0	Yay! Networks!
0:31.0	I'm just trying to get her to sit down so she didn't pull cords and she literally just walked up under here and just started crawling up from underneath.
0:46.0	What's a girl? What's a mama grandma gonna do? But try to hold the baby. It's just like you. You're the same way.
0:54.0	Except for every single time I crawl up into her lap, you're like, get off me. I'm trying to play Candy Crush.
1:00.0	Well, I really don't, but okay. You don't have a tail. You are not a puppy. So it's a little harder to fit you in my lap than it is her.
1:09.0	Other than that, I love it when you come try to crawl up in my lap. Not when I work for you.
1:15.0	Every time you wanted to sit in my lap, you sat in my lap. I just didn't let you stay there for as long as you wanted it.
1:23.0	You're not mistreated.
1:28.0	I'm pretty sure. I don't know many other moms whose 30-year-old daughters crawl up in their laps.
1:34.0	Exactly. And that should be the fucking point that most 30-year-old daughters don't even want to crawl up into their mommy's lap.
1:43.0	Whatever. And so you should be fucking grateful. You should be on your knees praising the Lord every day.
1:50.0	Thank you so much for giving me this perfect angel baby that still adores me and wants me to mother her and love her and continue to fulfill my purpose in life, which is being this child mom.
2:01.0	Amen.
2:04.0	So you agree. Amen. So you agree. That's I mean, that's like the universal kind of like the christiany universal like coming together in agreement is amen.
2:17.0	Yes. Yes. Whatever. I love our relationship. Me too. Most of the time it was easier when you were like five years old wanting to crawl up into my lap as opposed to 30 years old.
2:28.0	But you know, it's same lap same kid. So I thought you're going to say it was easier before you could talk.
2:34.0	Oh, don't make me laugh. Wait. That was my own joke.
2:37.0	Oh.
2:40.0	Okay. Well, whatever we're podcasting. Everybody welcome back to the miscellaneous podcast. I am Elena and I'm high on paint bills.
2:50.0	And caffeine here with me today is my mom. If that hasn't been obvious enough.
2:56.0	Good morning or afternoon or evening, depending on what time you're listening.
3:01.0	That's so accommodating. Thank you.
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