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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ubisoft E3 2015 press conference post analysis

kind of funny games cast as always I'm Tim Gettys I'm joined by the coolest

dudes in video games columnoyarty Greg Miller and on my right slash left

depending on how you're looking Alfredo D.S.

It's always your right. It's my right. It's their left.

Yeah, but no one's gonna call you're saying you're right so they know.

Yeah, but I don't care. I'm letting them know.

No, no, no, no. Any direction they want. It's not just one direction here.

I knew where you want it. Oh, that's the way you need it.

So we're talking about Ubisoft running through a little bit of what we saw.

Started off with South Park, the fractured butthole.

Great name. Really exciting.

So exciting. Ubisoft's conversations in general are just entertaining.

So there's that. Then we got into a new IP called for honor.

I looked interesting. True enough.

Yes, then we got at the crew expansion pack called Wild Run.

Then a trials fusion expansion pack called awesome level max with a bunch of axes.

Which comes out July 14. Why do lips wet?

I put on chapstick. Really good chapstick.

Your lips are like wet all off the year.

I believe that the actual work you're looking for there is moist.

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