Achtung! Achtung! I've been sent by the boffins at We Have Ways HQ, a deciphered message from

Golhanger, the producers of this podcast. It reads, The Premier League season starts this weekend,

and Golhanger have a brand new football podcast starting today. It's being hosted by none other

than Gary Linnaker and will address the biggest talking points from the weekend's games.

Share the gossip that clubs don't want you to hear and get to grips with what makes players tick.

Not only will Gary host the show, he's also managed to make two big name signings to join him,

the legendary Alan Sheerah and Michael Richards. Its name? The rest is football.

Now I can't promise you, they'll discuss the differences between a Sherman and a Cromwell,

but I can promise you that if you love football, you won't want to miss this.

The Cromwell will obviously get to the goal quicker being faster than a Sherman.

But that is enough from me. Here's a 10 minute taste of search, the rest is football,

wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, I'm Gary Linnaker and on Monday the 7th of August, a brand new podcast is coming your way

with me, Alan Sheerah and Michael Richards. It's going to be called The Rest is Football and the

three of us are here to tell you a bit more.

So Alan, Michael, why are we doing it? But first, actually before we say why we're doing it,

for the benefits of those that are just listening to this podcast and can't see,

Michael's quite magnificent to tie us. In fact, I don't know how to describe.

I was thinking of a pair of kind of grey train of boots with long, white and black striped socks,

a little bit newcastle. Right colours, anyway.

And then how would you describe that out?

So we've got what would you call up pinstripe, would you?

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