NEW HARLAND HIGHWAY #75 - MARK SCHIFF - Comedian, Actor, Writer - We talk SEINFELD, funhouses, lawsuits, and Hebrew!

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Funny man Mark Schiff is here to talk about his long relationship with Jerry Seinfeld, small claims court, how to speak Hebrew, and buying a HOUSE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	So anyway I got this apartment and I was young and I was dating occasionally.
0:05.6	Oh, here we go.
0:07.6	I get a letter from the owner.
0:09.6	He goes, uh, this is an eviction notice for running a fun house.
0:15.0	So you had big mirrors?
0:17.0	Yeah, I didn't know what he meant by a fun house.
0:19.0	It's usually big mirrors and they're...
0:21.0	Yeah, no, that's not what he meant.. Well that's what's in a fun house.
0:24.6	In that type of fun house. There's many types of things. You said you had a fun house.
0:30.1	Did the stairs slide back and forth?
0:33.0	No, and the mirrors did not bend you and make you...
0:36.0	They weren't concave or convicts?
0:38.0	No, they weren't.
0:39.0	And you didn't go in thing and try to find your way out of the other side.
0:42.0	So anyway, he starts telling me I'm running a fun house which is his way of saying
0:48.1	a whore house. Well they are fun. They are fun. fun. Yeah.
0:53.0	He is right.
0:54.0	You're riding down the Harlan Highway.
0:58.0	All right.
1:00.0	Hold tight on the the Holland Highway Show.
1:05.0	Are we anywhere near the mansions?
1:10.0	Do you do anything?
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