NEW HARLAND HIGHWAY #70 - AMIR K, Comedian, Actor. We talk fishing, dogs, cops, and rainbows!
The Harland Highway
7EQUIS
4.7 • 880 Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2023
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | pulled over for. |
| 0:01.0 | Missed my turn to get on the expressway. |
| 0:03.0 | Okay. |
| 0:04.0 | So what do you do when you miss a turn, Harlan? |
| 0:06.0 | U-turn. |
| 0:07.0 | This fucking guy goes to the car, gets me a ticket, gives me a ticket. |
| 0:10.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:11.0 | For a U-shape? |
| 0:12.0 | For a U-shape? You should have said to him, you said, |
| 0:13.8 | I didn't make a U-turn officer, I did a rainbow turn. |
| 0:16.8 | Because rainbow turns, they're gay. |
| 0:19.3 | Racist and gay. |
| 0:26.0 | But right, because they're pretty much the same shape. I would say so. |
| 0:27.0 | He goes, sir, you just made a U-turn and go, no, no, no, I just made a rainbow turn, sir, officer. |
| 0:34.1 | Why would you say it like that though? |
| 0:36.2 | Because rainbows are gay. |
| 0:38.3 | Rainbows are gay. |
| 0:39.4 | But you aren't. |
| 0:40.6 | Use are not gay. |
| 0:41.4 | User straight. |
| 0:43.0 | And if they say that, oh, you can't do a rainbow turn, you could actually have a case in court |
| 0:48.1 | and say you guys are discriminated. |
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