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The Harland Highway

NEW HARLAND HIGHWAY #66 - BRYAN CALLEN, Comedian, Actor, Writer. Bryan's 2nd visit is full of MOON LANDING challenges, Walruses, and mind reading!

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Bryan talks about conspiracies, fat dad's, reading minds! Sponsor: Birddogs.com/HARLAND or enter promo code HARLAND for a free Yeti style tumbler with your order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

So you're thought you were frail on in all seriousness.

0:03.0

But you're like a fighter you're like you're like I'm a bitch

0:08.1

What's not even say it? Oh my god, you agree. Well, holy shit dude, you lead me into some elaborate traps.

0:15.2

That's where that's how I party, beaitch.

0:18.7

You just call me a bitch again.

0:20.2

I think I said bea.

0:21.4

Yeah, but you know what that means. That means like

0:23.4

Yeah, high. That's right.

0:25.1

You're riding down the Harlan Highway.

0:28.6

All right, hold tight on the Holland Highway Show.

0:35.0

Harland Williams.

0:37.0

It's not fancy.

0:38.0

It's like he says hypnotist, but he'll just have you close your eyes on my podcast.

0:42.0

He goes, so what is the overriding like what is your

0:44.4

overriding emotion like is it guilt is it anger has to say that I go I think it's shame I was always

0:52.4

ashamed of my frailty because my dad was really big.

0:54.8

How big was he like fat? No no he was a Samoan big just big. So fat. Blubbery or? No no, no just big like a horse.

1:02.3

Like a walrus maybe no man like a horse I said

1:05.2

you said big it's like a horse with human feet well my concept of big is flubber and yours might be

1:10.8

you know Clydesdale but I'm pitching your dad charging through kelp with his buck teeth out trying to eat scallops.

1:17.2

I don't understand why you would ever make that connection.

1:20.2

My father is not a walrus.

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