New Hampshire, Don't F*ck This Up

Lovett or Leave It

Crooked Media

Comedy, News

4.7 • 25.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

What a week. What a MESS. Pete's "undeniable victory" in Iowa becomes less undeniable and Senate Republicans (except for Mitt who we LOVE now) tell Trump he's above the law. Emily Heller joins to break down the Democratic debate in New Hampshire. Franklin Leonard talks about this Sunday's Oscars and how Hollywood is (and isn't) changing. And Louis Virtel's savant-like Oscar trivia skills are put to the TEST. Plus we manage to talk about Baby Nut, Hotel Lighting, Dua Lipa, and Netflix autoplay. At some point Jon sat on the floor and talked about going to the nurse's office in elementary school. Anyway it's been a week. Hope everyone took lots of pictures because that was the LAST Iowa caucus.

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0:00.0	We are live in studio from Crook and HQ for a very special love it or leave it episode.
0:21.6	Studio show because so much happened this week and we didn't want to miss Friday's
0:24.6	blockbuster debate.
0:25.6	Love it or leave it in Potsay, America are going on tour. We're going to Spokane.
0:30.2	Seattle. Portland. Birmingham. Birmingham? We're going Alabama.
0:38.0	Cricket.com slash events. Alright, let's get into it. What a week.
0:42.7	Listen, there's a loose and punchy crowd of people who just watched a two and a half hour
0:55.1	democratic debate. So much happened this week, but don't worry, it all felt really bad.
1:00.5	Monday started like most election nights with clocks counting down to the polls close
1:04.3	anecdotal evidence running rampant on Twitter and Steve Kornaki hiding his erection behind
1:08.2	a touchscreen.
1:09.2	But after the caucus ended, the results never came. First we heard that the app Iowa Democrats
1:15.6	were using to report the results wasn't working, which actually turned out not to be true.
1:19.8	The app worked exactly as planned. First, you have to pay 99 cents for 10,000 caucus
1:24.5	coins, which can be used to purchase either rubies or clothes to customize your caucus
1:28.2	avatar. Then once you've gotten your vote mission from the old woman in the village,
1:32.0	you can use rubies to eliminate pop-up ads unless you don't mind paying another $4.99
1:36.8	or caucus premium. Then once you've gotten far enough in the dungeon to start collecting
1:40.6	higher level gems, you can use three emeralds or one royal emerald to re-roll your sword.
1:45.6	It's random, but in about 10 tries, you can unlock democracy's thunder, which has the most
1:50.0	hit points.
1:51.0	So you're ready to submit your precinct results or buy a loot box. All the loot boxes are
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