All right, baseball season is upon us.

We're going to have some fun with a little Blitz here.

And it is the Kenny Flushimeter,

where we rank and discuss the new items across the great sport of baseball for Kenny to shove into his mouth and

then eventually exercise the bidet.

David music please

Somehow this is exactly how I imagine it

All right let's do it scale a one to five flushes David. Let's start off at Petco Park.

You want to go see the Padres where you can get the Berea Eggroll.

That is an egg roll filled with shredded cheese seasoned beef

And if it's Berea it's gotta have that dipping that that that that dipping

That's gonna tear Kenny apart they may as well call that the bubble gut special.

So basically, is it like the corn beef egg rolls we have here?

Right, except it's San Diego and it's a Berea taco.

Let's start out with Kenny Cott first.

Unless a solid four flushes for me. I'm into that.

You're into it.

Absolutely.

Rico Beard known as Colin Man. Nothing bothers you. You'd be in on this.

Yes, I'm in on that. Now Roberto, everything bothers you and you already look as if you're in pain.

Well, I'm going to go by a different scale on this. My scale is more how much baseball do I really want to see that day?

Right. If you eat this over under on missed innings, finding a stall.

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