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Hello and welcome to The Guardian Football Weekly, an extraordinary event, if not game at St

James's part, the atmosphere, the unfortunate fancy dress, the early goal, the cameras constantly

trained on the curious new owners and deck and ant. A life saved in the crowd and then everyone

remembered Newcastle aren't very good. Elsewhere, Leicester Beat Manches, united in a great game,

Telemann's Madison and Vardy make statues of Oles boys. Most Sanna Rames to be the only player you

can vote for in goal of the month, Wolf stage an astonishing comeback at Villa Edward Mendi,

saves Chelsea and Southampton get their first win. Also today, a goalkeeper decking his own teammate,

your questions and that's today's Guardian Football Weekly.

On the panel today, Barry Glenn Denning, good morning.

Hi Max. Jonathan Wilson, hello. Morning. How you doing?

Nick Haynes, how are you?

I'm very well-natured.

Well, I'm very good, thank you very much. And joining us, our Newcastle correspondent,

is that your official title, the E's Taylor?

Not least correspondent, but sadly the other teams in the Northeastern

Brother Pagered Waves, so it is mainly Newcastle at the moment.

Well, don't Rob Barry and Wilson's nosing it that early in the pod.

Let's start then, let's start James's park. Johnny Lu wrote an excellent piece about this game,

saying talking and writing about football is about telling stories, prioritising and

editorialising, finding out what matters and filtering out what doesn't.

But what mattered here and in what order? How do you begin to even process a day of such sad

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