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Bad Friends

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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.813.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0

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Oh boy, do I need some good sleep.

0:04.0

All right.

0:05.0

We've been traveling around the world.

0:06.0

I was in London.

0:07.0

We were in Dublin.

0:08.0

I was in Spain.

0:09.0

We're all over the place and I need good sleep and you need good sleep people at home.

0:12.0

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0:29.9

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0:35.9

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1:04.7

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1:10.6

Guess who's charming? Who's charming? You are, dude. You're a charm, charm, charm, charmer, dude. Dapper. When you get a little buzz, my friend, you get like, good evening. Depper, hello. And you get extremely charming because I... Well, that's better than Jekyll and Hyde I don't like start

1:28.7

getting angry and fighting people when I have a couple of cocktails you introduced me to a friend

1:32.7

I was trying to be polite and nice and ingratiate myself to her and I was like hey how are you

1:37.7

and I gave her a hug and she actually said oh we're hugging I know but she said that she goes

1:42.7

oh we're hugging it was a 50 50 like we were. She goes, oh, we're hugging. It was a 50-50. Like, we were in the car. We had dinner. And then Andrew calls me, we're over at so-and-so, right? And I go, okay. And he's like, DeRosa's here. I can say that. Yeah. Yeah. So I go, okay. And he goes, you said, come by. I wanted you to come by. So I brought, it was 50-50. So I said to her, I go, we'd, you know,

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