Welcome to Never Nowhere, a fantasy comedy narrative presented by the LegendLuck podcast by way of the tabletop game, Blades in the Dark.

We come to this new podcast to tell stories.

To be inspired.

To listen to voice.

Here, stories are power.

And power is dice.

And dice is the essence of water.

And what is the ocean, but a multitude of dice?

Of dice.

This podcast that you're about to listen to hold special meaning for the future of humanity.

We will save the world with our voices and our personalities.

You will leave this podcast changed and unrecognizable to your peers and family.

You will be an outcast with immense strength.

The power that you are about to gain,

it will change the world.

But at a terrible cost.

When you look in the mirror,

you will no longer see the man, woman, or person, or rodent,

or dice you once were.

Thank you for coming to a theater of the mind,

the way podcasts were meant to be listened to.

Because here, magic is audio.

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