Hello, I'm currently out of office.

An article I read recently said we're more relaxed and more productive after a good break.

So, I've gone to Barbados for a month for science.

Yours, Toby.

Take your holiday as seriously as British Airways holidays take your holiday.

Atoll protected.

This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation.

Mystery Hour with James O'Brien it is three minutes after 12

and it is time for mystery hour like the man said and it is your weekly opportunity to achieve

the sort of satisfaction not ordinarily available anywhere else on the radio people ring

look it doesn't sound amazing if you're new to it.

I say people ring in with questions and other people ringing with answers.

But not only is it incredibly, well, I hope it's not that entertaining today.

Is that bad?

Can we do a very serious mystery hour so that my rib doesn't hurt when you make me laugh?

Or God forbid that I laugh at my own jokes, as has occasionally

been known, there is usually a guarantee, as Keith is just from, thank you, Keith. I normally like

to guarantee that you will have at least one laugh out loud moment between 12 o'clock and one o'clock

on a Thursday, but I'm not sure I'm capable of a laugh out loud moment. At the moment.

So let's try and not make it one of the very silly and frivolous mystery hours.

Okay, let's try and make it a bit more serious.

Like that's ever going to work.

...