NEVER Meet Your Boyfriend’s EX-Girlfriend Episode 4

IDIOT with Laura Clery

Laura Clery & Studio71

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2022

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Today I’m going to tell you the story of when I was viciously attacked by my ex-boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend. SO many twists and turns in this one! Prepare yourself. It’s hard to believe but I did have a life before I married Stephen. CRAZY, I know! This story will live on in my memory forever, and NOT because it was a good one. I’ll also explain to you the LAST time I ever mooned someone, and WHY. Strap in because you are not ready. TRIGGER WARNING: It does get really dark. I’m talking about suicide, assault, and rape, so take precautions if you are sensitive to these topics. Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -00:00 It all started at a party, we’re talking dance clubs in your basement type of parties -1:30 Can I give you some advice? Always approach the chihuahua, okay? -2:44 What happens when you say, Yes to a date. Sorry Stephen, this is my past -7:01 The ex-girlfriend wants to meet ME…they were co-parenting the chihuahua -13:48 My sister wants to start some shit- which is RARE -16:26 It goes DOWN! -17:40 You ever find yourself hiding in a bathroom thinking you’re going to die? Same here. -18:53 TRIGGER WARNING: It gets really dark from here -21:05 He is talking her off the ledge and the police are about to arrive -24:55 I wrote more stories like this in my first book Idiot, you can download the audio book and listen -28:00 I discovered yoga & old ladies. Plus I started my mooning phase, sorry-not-sorry. -31:40 I was trying to escape my reality by literally running away…to Tijuana, Mexico -34:33 One day at a time, keep coming back & JUST keep quitting Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today I'm going to tell you the story of when I was viciously attacked by my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend.
0:10.0	Buckle up, because it's a good one.
0:15.0	Ooh y'all so many twists and turns in this one. So, we'll take it from the top.
0:27.6	When I was 18 years old, I went to a party I went to a party at a director's house named
0:37.8	Shane Black he he did a bunch of like 90s action movies and he had this massive mansion like with an
0:46.3	elevator and shit and if you took the elevator up to the sixth floor you arrived at a dance club in his house.
0:55.0	Shane Black had a mother-fucking dance club in his mother-fucking house.
1:02.0	So there I was... in his mother-fucking house.
1:03.0	So there I was standing at the bar, of course, this is pre-Sabriety days,
1:10.0	having myself a drink or six, at a dance club in this motherfucker's house.
1:17.0	And I'm sipping my drink at the bar and I see this attractive man holding a tiny black chihuahua. Of course I'm going to approach the chihuahua.
1:31.0	When have you seen a chihuahua. When have you seen a chowawa and not thought,
1:36.0	I need to approach it?
1:38.0	Oh, I'm approaching the chihuahua.
1:42.0	So I go up and I say, sir, may I please pet your Tewawa. He looked at me and he said, of course, this is Comet and my name is Rudolph.
1:54.0	I said, wait, which ones Rudolph and which one's Comet?
2:00.0	Hold on.
2:01.4	I just now got why he named his dog Comet.
2:06.3	Because of the rangers.
2:07.5	Man. I never connected those dots.
2:11.0	But anyhow, he said, the dog is Comet my name is Rudolph I said oh
2:17.0	hi I'm Laura nice to meet you back to Comet
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