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I've been fleshed out this theory here that Dix are wasted on the young.

Youth is wasted on the young. Dix are wasted on the young.

When you're a young man, your dick is always ready to go, but it's over eager.

It's like, you know, you're a young kid, you're a young batter swinging for the fences, you know?

Every app, you're swinging out of your shoes and you've got the raw talent,

but you just don't know how to perform, you know, in the clutch situations.

And then you get older and you dick, your dick can last, but it might not,

might not even get hard. How cruel is that?

It's like, it's like, isn't it ironic? Don't you think?

There should have been another verse from Alana has been like, it's like a young man

whose dick is always hard, but comes too soon.

And it's like an old man who can make it last and knows what he's doing with his dick,

but he can't get it hard.

I mean, that's a Twilight Zone episode, dude. That's a Twilight Zone episode.

I feel like she would have nailed the lyrics a little better than that, but

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