Nesting Doll of Idiots!

Lovett or Leave It

Comedy, News

4.7 • 25.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2018

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Trump’s lawyer allegedly floated pardons. Trump’s lawyer’s lawyer is not doing much better. The census is under attack. And this White House can turn any adult into Benjamin Button. Comedians Emily Heller and Jaboukie Young-White and journalist Seema Mehta join Jon to break down the week’s news and celebrate Melania’s victory over cyber-bullying.

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0:00.0	Oh, you did it, you did it, you did it, you did it.
0:02.3	Or you did it, you did it, you did it, you did, you did it, you did it.
0:17.7	Bonita, bonita, bonita.
0:23.1	Everybody, thank you for coming out to the improv.
0:26.0	How you doing?
0:27.0	What do you think?
0:28.0	What do you think?
0:29.0	What do you think?
0:30.0	I'm good.
0:31.0	Thank you for asking.
0:32.8	No one ever asks.
0:35.4	No one ever asks.
0:38.1	A month ago, we asked for submissions for portrait mode.
0:41.7	We received incredible, incredible submissions.
0:44.9	Do you know who submitted a portrait?
0:47.4	Rosie O'Donnell.
0:48.4	And it was funny because it's when in the submission it said from Rosie and it like,
0:52.9	described clearly, it wasn't like, you know, I work in entertainment and I really have
0:58.4	a problem with Trump.
0:59.4	It was like, Trump once called me out several times by name and we've been in a long-term
1:02.7	feud and I used to host the view and it's like, this seems like it's probably Rosie O'Donnell.
1:06.7	I don't know what other Rosie this one could be.
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