Neil speaks for us all - BBC The Archers podcast
Ambridge on the Couch - this week on The Archers
Ambridge on the Couch
4.7 • 610 Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2025
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Neil goes full on Bruce Willis, Susan breaks our hearts and Martyn Gibson hasn't dressed for a party since 1979.
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| 0:18.9 | Welcome to Teleannic. With me, Noel Edmonds, Mr. Blobby, Jeff Thomas, Lucy Freeman, and Matt |
| 0:26.9 | Rodriguez-Vane. Sorry. Hello. Anyone there? Actually, genuinely, are you there? She's gone. |
| 0:39.4 | I haven't. |
| 0:40.2 | I muted myself by mistake. |
| 0:41.4 | I don't know how. |
| 0:43.4 | Sorry. |
| 0:43.8 | We were just talking about television, which we don't very often do. |
| 0:47.0 | You and Jeff were clearly carrying on, which is I didn't get any response. |
| 0:50.6 | No, I hit the wrong button. |
| 0:53.9 | I thought I had to get a hilarious laugh off you. |
| 0:57.0 | It was worse than Dumbleweed. Sorry. I was trying to think of the name of not teleaddicts, but there was another show that was like about... |
| 1:08.0 | Noel's House Party. No, about TV criticism. |
| 1:11.4 | Can't remember it. |
| 1:12.2 | Oh, I don't know. TV critics, whatever. Welcome to Ambridge on the couch. An in-depth look at the arches with me, Harriet Carmichael, Jeff Thomas, Lucy Freeman and Matt Rodriguez-Pain. And James Everett. And James Everett. Yay! Now, before we make a start on your emails, let's have a recap of what happened this week in Ambridge. |
| 1:31.6 | We began the week with Kenton and Tracy fretting about tortoise and Martin Gibson describing two men in the golf courses, |
| 1:38.4 | swinging about like a couple of clowns. Do clowns swing? I had no idea. Kenton told Tracy and Joy that if they were frightened of Markey, they didn't have to turn up to work. To be honest, if I was in a crisis situation, I would far rather be facing a crisis with Tracy and Joy than Kenton. Tracy would get him in a headlock and Joy would smash him in the nuts. Well, probably saying, sorry, pet, beforehand, then they'd wash their hands and crack on with the Yorkshies. Just in cross-questioned Martin about Annabelle Shrivener. So how's it going? Are you seeing her? How far's it gone? Honestly, I have no idea why people use the phrase gossiping like an old woman, when in my experience, groups of older blocs to the noisiest ch are the noisiest chunterers on God's |
| 2:19.2 | earth. Once he disposed it with Annabelle Shrivener, he then moved into discussing Helen and Great |
| 2:23.7 | Dane. I hadn't got Neil down as a gambler, but he took the risk of a lifetime by inviting |
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