Planet Earth about to be recycled. Your only chance to evacuate is to lead with us.

We lay it down, we got tired. We didn't give it to a tie, we couldn't enact a revolutionary

suicide protesting the conditions of an inhumane world.

And surprisingly this is what I thought was a star began coming in my direction at a very rapid rate of speed.

So at three o'clock this morning there was a message to left the one on the other rest of the list and basically it says the dogs are in the backyard, the back door is open. Goodbye.

And that was it.

Three dudes, a basement studio, a shitload of beer and an affinity for some weird conversations.

Herde of Betty and Barney Hill.

Poor bastard had a sperm extracted by aliens and they didn't even let him bust a nut.

Fan of Chris Benoit.

Was it as simple as a double murder homicide or was it something more?

They afterlife?

You're fucking dead in short episode.

What about Jeffrey Dahmer?

He had his first kill literally 15 minutes from murder sitting.

Do you practice remote viewing?

This is where you focus real hard and suddenly you're able to see into Olivia Wilde's house and watch her take a shit.

Bet you didn't know about Nazis and the occult.

It feels like every time we talk about this stuff it always comes back to the Nazis.

Ever seen Cannibal Holocaust?

It's a romantic comedy starring a nice group of hungry Amazon natives and their new American friends.

Know the real story of Jonestown?

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