Ms. Fitz Toys

Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug loves movies and re-arranges

the furniture. Now I got to go get my script out of the bag. I just want to move it back

a little bit. I want these folks on the sides to be like staring at our backs the entire

time. I do what I can. I should have had them move when I came in but they look good

from over there. It looked perfect. Thank you guys for coming. I know there's an Orioles

Phillies game going on here downtown. This isn't Doug loves yelling stupid shit about

sports. We're coming to you in case you haven't figured it out yet from the comedy factory

in Baltimore on Saturday, June 9th, 2012 at 420ish. Everything's perfect today. Since last

I spoke and you listened. I did two movie interruptions at the Bonnarou Music and Mud Festival.

Crank 2 High Voltage was pretty fun. You like that? Weird ass movie. I came up with a

great drinking game to play during Crank 2 High Voltage. Every time they show the words

high voltage on the screen, stop the movie. It happens three times and each time it's

like, why are you still watching this? It's insane. But in hindsight, the movie that I chose

for the other day at Bonnarou was a mistake. It was Rambo the 2008 version. Yeah, and

I just didn't, for whatever reason, I didn't remember that there was tons and tons of horrible,

genocide, torturing, rapey shit going on. Before Rambo finally goes, all right, I'll help out.

It's really depressing. It's like Brian Postain said, next we should watch Schindler's

list and have some more hilarious laughs during that. So anyway, it was a little weird at a

peaceful, loving music mud festival, but what are we going to do? Monday night in New York City,

I will be recording a premium $2 episode that'll be available soon or now in the comedy album

section of iTunes. Now it's time for Watch This Not That, audience edition. This is when I go into

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