I apologize, Carlos. The FIA has informed us that singing smooth operator is not allowed due to copyright laws.

No, no, no, this is not fair. It's unacceptable.

The rules. We'll have to find another song for you to sing.

It's unacceptable. Tell them, it is unacceptable.

How are your tires feeling, Carlos?

I don't know.

It was...

We have received a five-second penalty for that.

Good morning, sweet world, and welcome to the No-ung's podcast on the Athletic Network. It's Monday, January 29th, 2004. This month will never end. I'm J.D. Skeets here in the Classic Factory, and alongside me, as always, Tass Melis. Podcast listeners, this is for you. Next to him, it's the beard of one.

Aetapsha hot boy, Trey Kirby. Hey, oh. Hey, yo. And last but not least, over Yonder, the man making the magic happen, super producer, JD. Hello. There is, and here we are. Tonight is the night, everyone. No dunks, taking over the college park, Skyhawks broadcast 7 p.m. if you're in Atlanta, Peach Tree TV, baby, or CPSkyhawks.com.

And as you know, we're running the ticket charity drive. So for every $20, you donate. You get to send two kids to an upcoming Skyhawks game.

Get the, give them the experience of a G League game live. So if you have the means, please consider hitting that link in the show notes and donating to a really good cause. And thanks to every buddy that's done that already. Are you guys hyped? Are you ready for a little Kobe Buffkin in your lives tonight? I can't wait to be saying Miles Norris! I just hope we don't ruin the good vibes around the Skyhawks right now.

This team is cruising. They're leading the conference in the G League, and then we're going to come in and wreck it all. Get our stankle over them. We will be blamed if it goes poorly tonight. Yeah, I know. But it's not going to. No, it's not going to. So we're very excited. We'll be talking about that, I'm sure, on tomorrow's No Dunks podcast.

Speaking of tickets, there's not going to. So we're very excited. We'll be talking about that, I'm sure, on tomorrow's No Dunks podcast. Speaking of tickets, there's a few left for our live show in Indianapolis over All-Star weekend, Friday night, the White Rabbit, just like the game we'll be doing tonight. 7 p.m. start, baby. I don't know when Trey will be singing the anthem at our live show, but check the rundown. And yeah, there's like,

there's like 10 tickets maybe max left. You guys have been gobbling these up. So excited to see everyone there in Indianapolis but if you're on the fence and you're going to be in the area and you want to come get it now. They'll be gone, I bet, yeah the 10 outstanding tickets i like that term they're outstanding they're good buy them six six outstanding

right now yeah six uh VIP meet and greet packages gone they go they gone fast they went

in about an hour okay well good Well, yeah, six left.

Good consolation here.

If you can't come and join us in Indianapolis, get the merch. Wrept the show. Yeah. Walk around your town with your chest puffed out a little bit. In this indie no-dunks merch. Yeah. Look at this stuff. It's beautiful. some of my favorite stuff we've ever made with Breaking Tea.

Go to no dunks.com or go to breakingtie.com and search for no dunks.

We've got the t-shirts, the crew necks, the shorts. This is all going to be limited edition stuff. I think you can only buy it up until maybe the show on that weekend. So have at it and go get yourself that. Okay. that's enough housekeeping. We got a lot to talk about

because it's Monday, NBA weekend winners and losers. I'm going to get us started here with a big

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