Was your mother a beaver?

Cause Dale!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you did you just

fine

because you blow me away

whewoooooo!

Good morning, sweet world, and welcome to the No Don's podcast on the Athletic Network.

It's Monday, May 24th, happy Victoria Day to all our Canadian friends.

I'm J.E. Skeets, rolling with the homie, Tasmelis.

What's up, everybody? Hey, Tassie, we got my top shot, hot boy. Trey Kirby. Hey, yo. Hey, who. The international man of mystery, taking it to the max. Leales. Friend. Leelie. And last but not least, making the magic happen. It is JD. He's in the background right now. He's a busy man. He just moved into a new house. He's got like Tresians over there, but he's running the show. He's just got a lot of balls up in the areas juggling, so we'll see if he can give us a little attention for an hour or so here, because this guy is busy. Shout out to JD. Shout out to the stream team for joining us live on YouTube right now. Smash that like button. Everybody take a second. Go smash the like button. Leave your comments to help us defeat the mighty algorithm. And if you haven't already, subscribe to No Dunks on YouTube. Send in your questions and comments for this week's new beach stepping podcast. I promise we'll hit the beach later this week.

Email them in no dunks at theethletic.com.

Tweet them in at No Dunks Inc. And finally, big news over at no dunks.com later today.

To celebrate our record-breaking wedgy season, 54 and counting still,

we're dropping another limited edition wedgy t-shirt today.

We celebrated hitting 50 with that limited edition white wedgey shirt.

Now we got the baby blue.

And this one's going to be available from 12 p.m. Eastern until midnight.

Only today here, Monday, May 24th, you'll have that window to go purchase this sweet

baby blue wedgy t-shirt. You know, the last one, Lili, that OG white shirt, it sold out in

like 10 minutes. So we decided, you know, let's give people more time here to go grab one of these

bad boys. So you got basically all day again from noon until midnight on May 24th here today to go get that new wedgy shirt. No dunks.com. All right, man. I'm, uh, I'm hyped to talk to you guys here today. Like, I don't know if I'm like a prisoner of the moment nor all that, but like that felt like the greatest opening weekend of NBA playoffs it was it was it was

yeah like usually when we've done this before you get here Monday and we're like well don't worry about

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