Yeah, what's that? Hi everybody. Hey, it's Tom. How's it going? You know Tom?

Remember me hosted the best show. Well, it's the best show and I'm here to host it.

So let's start it. I got a show coming for you. Got fun stuff and got surprises.

Hopefully, hopefully surprises or otherwise either you're going to be surprised or

or I'm going to be surprised. The one is good. It's going to be good if you're surprised.

Not so good if I'm the one getting surprised, which what does that mean? We got somebody might be

swinging by and hanging out with us. Let's fingers crossed it all works out. So I say to you,

my friends. Welcome. Welcome to the best show. The number one show that ever was and ever will be

you laughing at. It's funny. Oh, so funny, huh? It's funny. How Mike?

You're a funny guy. I'm funny. How am I funny? Funny. How? You know what you say. It's funny.

No, no, I don't. I don't know what you mean. How am I funny?

You don't want to know what you don't want me to say the next line, Tom.

Mike, let's just start the show. Can we just start the show?

Pat, we're going to play a song by our friend Perry Schau and his new band.

Yes, we're going to play the intro and then we're going to go right into Perry. Wild Flowers of

America. That's Perry's band Wild Flowers of America. Philadelphia's own. Wild Flowers of America

and they've got a new record coming out, right? Yes, it's called Lost in the Salvation Army.

And we're going to hear an exclusive track. This is the debut track. It comes out later this week.

The track we're going to hear is called Unkind right after this scene.

I say let's get the show on the road, guys. Let's do it. I'm not telling you you were not to get

the show on the thing. It's time to get the show. It's not a judgment. I know it doesn't take

much. You get Mike feeling slighted or irked.

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