Hello. Hello homophiliacs, I'm Dave Holmes. I mean, I actually didn't mean to say that.

That sounds like I was doing a bit.

What is, what, what glimpse into my psyche did you just get?

I don't know even, I think I was was what I was going to say is I'm Matt

Maconkey and I'm Dave Holmes list today or something but I literally just

said I'm Dave Holmes I'm trying to wow literally just keep

keep this in. I'm trying to,

wow, should I start over? I guess we should just keep this in.

We'll keep going. This is what happens when Dave isn't here,

the wheels fall off. Thank God. I have Dana here

sharing her sunshine and laughter. I just got back from the Provincetown Film Festival. We had so much fun. I was only there Friday to Sunday so I packed it in meaning

drank my face off from the moment that we arrived, the moment we left, and it's now Monday and I'm paying for it. But so worth it. We love it there. It's our second year in the row so we feel like old pros and we had on two incredible guests. We had Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman,

who are the documentary filmmakers behind the cellulite closet

and they have two new movies that were playing at the festival.

We got to talk to them at the AMP Gallery and I think we might release that on our little premium spin-off mini-series, which is still happening and coming to you soon.

Anyway, I'll keep this short because I know nobody want to hear the show without Dave and I sure don't want to be doing it without Dave, but this week's guests are two dynamos. We have Nancy Fitchman and Jen Hoppy. I'm not even

able to speak without Dave here. I've lost all of my faculties. You're doing great. Thank you. So Nancy and Jen are

writing partners and formerly partners in life and we had such a fun conversation with them.

Nancy is also the girlfriend of our previous guest and friend of the show,

Jen Landon.

So this will be one of the first times that we get a little

sort of hers and hers, you know, book ending of the conversation about their relationship.

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