I find especially when we're hot and entitled Coke really does just help someone's soul shine.

Yep. Yep. You know, we've all seen it. We've all been Hollywood a while.

Yep. I got to do some Coke.

Does it give you a wobble walk? Coke?

I've never even smoked pot or anything, but she basically went from being a beautiful gazelle

in Union Square to a sort of wobbly drunk and a crosswalk. So I say, you know what,

maybe we should just call it and she grabs my arm really hard and screams,

no, I'm having the best time with like giant dinner plate eyes.

Oh god, no.

Bad dates. Maria, Paul and Rob, welcome to Bad Dates. How are you all?

Thank you. I'm glad I'm not. I'm not on a date.

Oh, we are.

Is this some sort of wobble?

Polly set up?

This is an orgy. Welcome.

Yeah. Welcome. It's going to be interesting to do this just via sound.

If it's an orgy, am I just holding the purses because that's how I assume I would be the guy at the orgy doing that?

You know, it's funny. I'm normally the Coke check in those sorts of all kinds.

Oh, okay.

Those are the situations. So I won't be able to get it.

So we'll talk. Yeah.

Before we get into your stories, I would love to know Maria first and foremost.

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